well, most of the collateral being referenced in this thread is neither technical nor objective at all, unlike video card/cpu showdowns where brute computing performance can be compared, or bike showdowns where HP figures can be used as a dick measuring contest.
Instead, we have stupid **** like "men like android phones, women like iphones", or "ipads are for 6 year old kiddies". Journalism sure knows the sweet spot when it comes to the fan boys.
How do you measure how intuitive a UI is? What about usability, security, etc etc?
At the end of the day, the only thing concrete that can be compared is the hardware, and nobody cares about that anymore.
What some people dont understand about technology these days, with respect to software, is that in order to do something welll, you need to give something up. You want a huge library of software? No problem, just so long as you accept the fact that a portion of that software is gonna be **** or viral. You want an (bloated) OS that can do everything, you give up performance. You want simplicity, you give up functionality.