Typical BS deflecting by you two. You play the misinterpreted card when you either don't articulate yourself effectively, or make broad, baseless claims as fact and get called out on the carpet for it, then retort by jumping all over quirks and inflection in the English language as if it's some sort of victory. It's pretty sad when that's all you two self professed educated men can come up with in defense of yourselves when you get caught making up "facts".
Part 2: When you're late getting to your mother in law's house, and the wife's defense to her mother's protestations about her marrying someone with a spine instead is to say "we ran into traffic driving on the 401", who was driving? You? Her? Both of you?