Tornique
Well-known member
RFID was a beast, he was pushing through children and the elderly.
I think he kicked a puppy too!
Asian Night Market Wisdoms:
- Full armour is helpful against crowds of people
- When packed in like sheep, expect to be treated like one :agave:
- Depleted Uranium armour will NOT save you from Stinky Tofu
- Have trust in the people of New Market to not piss in your helmet when left on your bike.
- When navigating crowds, being lithe is an asset. Larger people can only bowl through so much before being swept away by the human current of little people.
- VIP Parking is only for the Queen
- Stealth Police cars come in both black and white
- RFID has an uncanny ability with the ladies. Be warned
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