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Stupidly overpriced motorcycle for sale thread

I think someone should look into how wearing a motorcycle helmet makes you functionally illiterate and stoopid.

Most ads are hilarious. Found this is 30 seconds:

"I am selling a Honda Pocket Bike, I know nothing about bikes so I can't tell what battery it is. The battery is broken, when we bought it it would work for an hour and give out. The charger broke when trying to charge it. I guess this is for spare parts it does come with the key, message me for offers. 18 V D.C. Not sure what that means. "

"bike is in great running condition, runs strong, has some scratches from being dropped in the driveway while washing it."

"ANYONE LOOKING AT THE 1975 HONDA 750 DONT BUY IT.. I GAVE THE BIKE FOR.. FREE.. .SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR A PROJECT.AND NOW ITS FOR SALE ..THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY "

"NEEDS POWER VALVE AND TOP END CYLINDER IS GOOD HEAD IS GOOD WAS A FAST BIKE TILL THE POWER VALVE BLEW NEW HANDLEBARS AND OTHER ASKING 500 OR TRADES LET ME KNOW WAT U GOT WOULD TRADE ON BANSHEE.. "

" This bike has to be put back together. And yes it dus need same parts to do so. And I do have the title for it. It'd make a ever nice rat bike "

"Honda cr250r don't really wanna get rid of it but been thinking about a quad lately if u got something run it past me ill sehink my bike has been rebuilt NOT BORED OUT! Nicacyl cylinder has wiseco top end 115psi 50 km app. Since mikuni race carb bike needs front break assembely and number plate forkseals need changed but I have them and front break pads and a bit of extras also has fmf gnarley "

"..FEATURES: Grean and White Custom Paint Job"

"1978 Suzuki 750cc Bike ran last year no battery and new PETCOCK installed."

"first I want to say there is no ownership "

" THIS BIKE IS IN GREAT SHAPE READY FOR THE ROAD GOOD COMPRESION STRAGHT ACROSS "

"Hi this bike has everything on it, it is a 82 or 83, i have to cheque the vin or manul, bike has brand new pro taper bars, tries n rims r new, starts frist kick or sec one, dont need two sell it, but if someone wants to pay my bottom dallor price they r gettin a great deal, no new 80 will run like this, 6 gears with powerband, mono shock, brakes all there works great, cluch grabs right away, n its fast, lots of fun to drive, my boy not interested in the bike, n baby girl two young right now, come have a look go for a ride, its easly worth $1000, would ride this 80 over any other"
 
raydowe said:
You'd better hurry, "offer ends July 31st". But wait, there's more! Call in the next 30 minutes and we'll throw in a slap-chop for just 3 easy payments of $9.99.
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..but if you call in the next 5 minutes, 'cause you know we can't do this all day, we'll include a set of steak knives, you pay only the shipping and handling and service fees and surcharge, for free! Fettucini, linguini, bikini, martini, ducati...

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espro said:
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...No-Payments-Until-Jan-2014-W0QQAdIdZ507606199

Don't worry guys, no payments 'til Jan 2014!
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It just gets better.

Quote from their ad:
"** Interest for deferral will be built into loan amount. Example: $10,000 Loan amount for 60 months at 8.59% fixed, monthly payments of $214.32, deferred interest cost of $375.35 to be added to loan amount. Total cost of borrowing; $2,435.05 Deferral is available ON APPROVED CREDIT."

Oh pretty please, let me defer payments on a loan at over 8% on a toy. Where can I sign up, that sounds like a great idea.
 
GreyGhost said:
It just gets better.

Quote from their ad:
"** Interest for deferral will be built into loan amount. Example: $10,000 Loan amount for 60 months at 8.59% fixed, monthly payments of $214.32, deferred interest cost of $375.35 to be added to loan amount. Total cost of borrowing; $2,435.05 Deferral is available ON APPROVED CREDIT."

Oh pretty please, let me defer payments on a loan at over 8% on a toy. Where can I sign up, that sounds like a great idea.
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It might really surprise you how many people do.
 
GreyGhost said:
It just gets better.

Quote from their ad:
"** Interest for deferral will be built into loan amount. Example: $10,000 Loan amount for 60 months at 8.59% fixed, monthly payments of $214.32, deferred interest cost of $375.35 to be added to loan amount. Total cost of borrowing; $2,435.05 Deferral is available ON APPROVED CREDIT."

Oh pretty please, let me defer payments on a loan at over 8% on a toy. Where can I sign up, that sounds like a great idea.
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A lot of people won't read past the 'No Payments until January 2014!' That gets them so excited they don't care about anything else.
 
infernobuster said:
But the colour scheme never came to Canada, so its worth ALOT more. lol.
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"The colour scheme on this bike never came to Canada making it a one of a kind, its beautiful"

one of a kind apparently. Didn't realize Honda has production runs of 1 bike for certain colors.
 
GreyGhost said:
It just gets better.

Quote from their ad:
"** Interest for deferral will be built into loan amount. Example: $10,000 Loan amount for 60 months at 8.59% fixed, monthly payments of $214.32, deferred interest cost of $375.35 to be added to loan amount. Total cost of borrowing; $2,435.05 Deferral is available ON APPROVED CREDIT."

Oh pretty please, let me defer payments on a loan at over 8% on a toy. Where can I sign up, that sounds like a great idea.
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Let's say one falls for all that...its almost impossible to get this bike insured.
 
Dresden said:
It might really surprise you how many people do.
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Exactly. They do this because it works.
A friend of mine works at a west-end BMW dealership and often quotes how only about 20 percent; of his customers can actually afford the cars.
 
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