Sometimes people use my driveway to access a field by my house....

You already bored us to tears with that in your first (of many) attention whore posts here on GTAM. Don't you remember?

No I don't remember because I have never posted about sexless marriages on here. But I will be sure to follow your lead when posting any further threads since you clearly only make valuable and important contributions to this forum.
Thanks for letting me know how offended you are by my posts and my continued need to attention whore. I think Mathew is starting a support group for your kind. I believe the first step in the 12 step program to be admitting to enjoying making feeble attempts to belittle others in cyberspace in order to make you appear to have a larger penis. Maybe try a pump instead?? Just a suggestion, anything to help :)
 
... or you could use your OWN big boulders to distract them, while they run over a spike belt.

Just say'n

Pics or it didn't happen :D

No, I know the owners and they do not want vehicles on the property and they know my kids are on the property and are fine with it. I was kidding about arming the kids with paint ball guns, well, sort of....

Ok, but they're unwilling to fence off the lot or do anything else related to security, so there's nothing you can do about it. You can always gate your own driveway so they can't access the lot from there.
 
I did not mention it in my previous post but another option is to leave your car parked at the street end of the driveway. We live VERY close to a subway station and have had many problems with people using our driveway as a kiss and ride. Simple solution, at least one car is at the end of the driveway when we are home, no room for anyone else to park... All about braking habits.

And I was serious about the stakes (use the 3' plus ones) and caution tape. It can be done tomorrow, will cost almost nothing and will stop it right away until a more permanent solution can be implemented.
 
I did not mention it in my previous post but another option is to leave your car parked at the street end of the driveway. We live VERY close to a subway station and have had many problems with people using our driveway as a kiss and ride. Simple solution, at least one car is at the end of the driveway when we are home, no room for anyone else to park... All about braking habits.

And I was serious about the stakes (use the 3' plus ones) and caution tape. It can be done tomorrow, will cost almost nothing and will stop it right away until a more permanent solution can be implemented.


Yeah, that is a great idea. I wouldn't have thought of it, thanks!!!
 
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No I don't remember because I have never posted about sexless marriages on here. But I will be sure to follow your lead when posting any further threads since you clearly only make valuable and important contributions to this forum.
Thanks for letting me know how offended you are by my posts and my continued need to attention whore. I think Mathew is starting a support group for your kind. I believe the first step in the 12 step program to be admitting to enjoying making feeble attempts to belittle others in cyberspace in order to make you appear to have a larger penis. Maybe try a pump instead?? Just a suggestion, anything to help :)

Pfft I used to think we had things in common like an original sense of humor and a quick wit. No I see all we have in common is neither of us are watching your kids while they play.
 
whoa whoa whoa

Name of the thread : Sometimes people use my driveway to access a field by my house....

And this quote from the OP herself: yes the property they drive on isn't mine

End thread
 
Pfft I used to think we had things in common like an original sense of humor and a quick wit. No I see all we have in common is neither of us are watching your kids while they play.

What!? Don't do me like that! I tried!! I really thought you would dig the penis joke. If I was being un-original I would have done some kind of gun/bike penis comparison. I 'm sure your wiener is a very satisfying size! Don't be hurt!!
Ugh, men, so emotional.
 
What!? Don't do me like that! I tried!! I really thought you would dig the penis joke. If I was being un-original I would have done some kind of gun/bike penis comparison. I 'm sure your wiener is a very satisfying size! Don't be hurt!!
Ugh, men, so emotional.

Sorry I took so long. I forgot the name of the thread but a search for "bipolar wacko" lead me to it....

I suppose you were on a upswing so it's understandable. Remember now?

http://www.gtamotorcycle.com/vbforu...Male-perspective-on-divorce&highlight=bipolar
 
Sorry I took so long. I forgot the name of the thread but a search for "bipolar wacko" lead me to it....

I suppose you were on a upswing so it's understandable. Remember now?

http://www.gtamotorcycle.com/vbforu...Male-perspective-on-divorce&highlight=bipolar

Wait, is this a test again?? Some kind of bizarro humour?? Am I supposed to reply with a joke or a come back that is more insulting? Let me know. I can't keep up with your hormones these days

I still don't get where the sexless marriage reference comes in...? If anything there was too much sex in that marriage. That's why I post stuff on here and attention whore, lack of sex. Did you even read it? Cause I don't know about you but I don't quote things I haven't actually read. It's a good policy, you should try it.

edit; I just checked and you are reading it now, good boy. I see you're following my advice. That's always a wise decision. Good luck trying to drag my name through the mud. I already did that and I didn't leave any material behind, sorry!

edit#2- Omfg I am so excited for your reply!! Are you getting all angry and sweaty?? Please let me know if you are sweaty, that really turns me on!
 
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Sometime I drive up a hot red-head's driveway to access a field when I want to take a spin. I know she hates it because of her kids and stuff butt.....

Oh crap! I thought this was the "Horrible things you've done" thread..... Sorry.
 
Sometime I drive up a hot red-head's driveway to access a field when I want to take a spin. I know she hates it because of her kids and stuff butt.....

Oh crap! I thought this was the "Horrible things you've done" thread..... Sorry.

Gotta admit that was funny.
 

I know it was posted in jest but in general these types of things I associate with DBs that cannot back it up. Same guys that used to have Yosemite Sam back off mud flaps....

If you want to get the same message across I have seen two options that actually get it done.

1) "I will not register my firearms" signs or stickers. Political message that gets the point across without a direct "threat". Sort of I have guns and do not respect the law/authority.

2) Spent shells. Back in the day I had some break-in problems with my jeep. I put spent shotgun shells (borrowed from a friend) on the dash when I parked at home (in a random fashion). Criminals have to do the risk management analysis, what kind of mental case has spent shells on his dash and how did they get there, is he driving around shooting people, IS HE WATCHING ME NOW? Just make sure to put them in the glove box before setting off, they could make a ride check far too interesting.

Both are much better than the lame protected by Smith and Wesson/Yosemite Sam crap....
 
Red,

There are too many unknown variables here but your have assumed certain things about use of the field and assumed that A-Hs will care about your privacy / safety. Your bad. Never underestimate self centred A-Hs. I thought this forum taught you that.

Talk to the local cops about the trespassing if you want but I think the results will be discouraging. If you are available 24/7 to document, report, follow up etc on the trespassing you might get somewhere but if there are numerous violators they can taunt you like hyenas.

You don't want to pay for a fence but that is the price of privacy. You can pay for a fence, security guards, paid duty cops, lawyers or thugs. Pick one or a combo.

Out of curiousity, how many feet of fence is required?
 
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Sometime I drive up a hot red-head's driveway to access a field when I want to take a spin. I know she hates it because of her kids and stuff butt.....

Oh crap! I thought this was the "Horrible things you've done" thread..... Sorry.

That was you today?! You basterd!! I couldn't tell if you were staring at me to rub it in that you drove on my lawn or because I was wearing a titty top with no bra and it was chilly :confused:
 
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