AL3RT
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Right... would I care about Amber Heard if I was a chick?
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Recent movies you saw - recommend or no
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Right... would I care about Amber Heard if I was a chick?
Probably, Amber is a rug muncher
AL3RT
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Muff diver or not, who wouldn't want to go down on Amber?
But but but.............you went (and paid) to see Magic Mike.
AL3RT
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Yup, and have learnt a few new moves. Now get your mind outta the gutter.
I enjoyed the First movie had a really great dark subplot. Second movie seems to have dropped what substance the last movie had and replaced it with more stripping just to pull in the 30+ house wife crowd.
GF is going to go see it with her house wife friend. She said she wants me to dance for her afterwards but I have no idea how male strippers dance, might have to go to a gay strip club for research purposes. N-n-n-no homo
Just google it internet has everything.
Jurassic Park - Solid, turn your inteligence off, action flick.
Oblivion - Predictable second half but a good watch.
Oblivion - Predictable second half but a good watch.
Ant-Man
Good movie overall. Had some good humour and stands well on its own as a hero film. The 3D and effects are very well done and Michael Peña steals every scene he's in.
There are a couple scenes at the end of the movie so stick around for after the credits.
Good movie overall. Had some good humour and stands well on its own as a hero film. The 3D and effects are very well done and Michael Peña steals every scene he's in.
There are a couple scenes at the end of the movie so stick around for after the credits.
Ted 2 - starts slow with some lame jokes but gets better and is an enjoyable flick. "Some girls have f-me eyes. You have Gollum eyes" 
Personally wasn't a big fan of the movie but absolutely loved the comic. I think they should've kept the alien--even if it wasn't an octopus. The movie felt too much like a typical superhero movie instead of a parody of one. The very last scenes were also butchered IMO.
[edit] This youtube video more or less sums up my feelings about the movie. Warnings: spoilers!
[video]https://youtu.be/EaWj2mZsIX0[/video]
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"Alien Outpost" - Not too bad. Plays like a 'Nam firebase movie, but with aliens added in. It's no "Citizen Kane", but i've seen far worse.
"The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened" - Some of you may have heard Kevin Smith's rants about a project he wrote a screenplay for, back in the late '90s, called "Superman Lives." It was a big budget Superman movie that was in development, in 1996-1998, and was supposed to star Nicholas Cage as Superman. This is a documentary about this movie that never happened, produced by John Schnepp.
It's absolutely excellent. It shows just how screwed up the movie making process is. Something like $10M spent to get a movie into production, 6 or 7 script rewrites (Kevin Smith says that he pulled in something like $200K for two scripts that were never used), costume and production design, securing actors, and even starting the construction of sets when they finally pulled the plug.
If any of you ever wondered why people go to places like Kickstarter and Indigogo to get funds for production, this movie will answer those questions. Or you could do an internet search for two words; "John Peters."
It's absolutely excellent. It shows just how screwed up the movie making process is. Something like $10M spent to get a movie into production, 6 or 7 script rewrites (Kevin Smith says that he pulled in something like $200K for two scripts that were never used), costume and production design, securing actors, and even starting the construction of sets when they finally pulled the plug.
If any of you ever wondered why people go to places like Kickstarter and Indigogo to get funds for production, this movie will answer those questions. Or you could do an internet search for two words; "John Peters."
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Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation - probably the best out of 5 MI's so far. Loved the bike chase sequence with multiple 1000RR involved. Even more I loved the chick.
Vacation - dumb at times and plain humour transparent, but that's what the director was going for - an easy to watch family flick, a time waster.
Ant-Man - I'm not buying an antman as a superhero. I see him being pushed around when he makes an appearance in the new Avengers. Was very surprised to see T.I. made a cast.
Southpaw - Not a bad story but hardly believable. Jake does a good job though. Yet another side of his acting I haven't seen yet.
Trainwreck - What the f#@k did I just watch?? The title sums it up, pretty much.
Pixels - A must see for those who grew up on Commodore and Atari. Watch it in 3D!
Vacation - dumb at times and plain humour transparent, but that's what the director was going for - an easy to watch family flick, a time waster.
Ant-Man - I'm not buying an antman as a superhero. I see him being pushed around when he makes an appearance in the new Avengers. Was very surprised to see T.I. made a cast.
Southpaw - Not a bad story but hardly believable. Jake does a good job though. Yet another side of his acting I haven't seen yet.
Trainwreck - What the f#@k did I just watch?? The title sums it up, pretty much.
Pixels - A must see for those who grew up on Commodore and Atari. Watch it in 3D!
You're recommending it? I've heard it was very, very bad
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