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For as long as I have been on this site Roasted has always been around posting his date stories for entertainment purposes and just for the heck of it.... will except for the period of time he was locked in Rockerguy's basement.

All the new people on here think they are all Dr. Phil... who cares...

Keep spitting it out Da... F the haters!

p.s. hit Gusto 101 on king west that's where all the classy hotties hang out.

bring the pain

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I just had like a two hour extended argument with a feminist on Tinder......can't wait to post this crap but it would take me like a half hour to assemble all the screen shots and I'm at work now.


Wouldnt that just be you yelling at your own profile? :D
 
Joe Bass obese? Tame that $#!? now. Doesn't get any easier. Also, I may be fat, but still sexy as f***. Confidence is key.

I can put fat albert to shame. I did the reverse Jarred diet and went to eat at McDonalds instead when I was skinny.

I just had like a two hour extended argument with a feminist on Tinder......can't wait to post this crap but it would take me like a half hour to assemble all the screen shots and I'm at work now.

I feel that you owe it to us to post something that entertaining up.

I got a coffee date with a chick from my cousin's work place. Not a tinder hook up. Don't have high hopes as I don't think it'll work, but I plan on being brutally honest 100% to see the outcome. So if she wears too much make-up I'm going to tell her. If you people want to pitch in for a body camera feel free to do so.
 
I can put fat albert to shame. I did the reverse Jarred diet and went to eat at McDonalds instead when I was skinny.



I feel that you owe it to us to post something that entertaining up.

I got a coffee date with a chick from my cousin's work place. Not a tinder hook up. Don't have high hopes as I don't think it'll work, but I plan on being brutally honest 100% to see the outcome. So if she wears too much make-up I'm going to tell her. If you people want to pitch in for a body camera feel free to do so.

That just sounds mean. You are showing up with a critical eye and sounding off so you can brag here. I so hope she does the exact same and reduces you to shambles.

One good turn deserves another after all
 
I got a coffee date with a chick from my cousin's work place. Not a tinder hook up. Don't have high hopes as I don't think it'll work, but I plan on being brutally honest 100% to see the outcome. So if she wears too much make-up I'm going to tell her. If you people want to pitch in for a body camera feel free to do so.


Two things:
1- try to not refer to women as "chicks". Not as bad as bi*****, but still bad.
2- CONFIDENCE bro! Try going with a smile on your face. Try imagining the outcome of a great coffee date, where she sees past all the flab and sees you for who you really are. If you go there with low expectations, I guarantee 100% that they will be met.
Oh, honest = good. Stupidly honest = bad. Too much makeup? Really? You want her talking about your too much *** crack? (it's something all us fat guys deal with, not hating)
Good luck!
 
Two things:
1- try to not refer to women as "chicks". Not as bad as bi*****, but still bad.
2- CONFIDENCE bro! Try going with a smile on your face. Try imagining the outcome of a great coffee date, where she sees past all the flab and sees you for who you really are. If you go there with low expectations, I guarantee 100% that they will be met.
Oh, honest = good. Stupidly honest = bad. Too much makeup? Really? You want her talking about your too much ***** crack? (it's something all us fat guys deal with, not hating)
Good luck!


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Two things:
1- try to not refer to women as "chicks". Not as bad as bi*****, but still bad.
2- CONFIDENCE bro! Try going with a smile on your face. Try imagining the outcome of a great coffee date, where she sees past all the flab and sees you for who you really are. If you go there with low expectations, I guarantee 100% that they will be met.
Oh, honest = good. Stupidly honest = bad. Too much makeup? Really? You want her talking about your too much ***** crack? (it's something all us fat guys deal with, not hating)
Good luck!

Haha I was joking dude. I'm not really that fat, just gained weight. My new thing in life has become to be completely honest. No white lies and no omissions of truth.

That just sounds mean. You are showing up with a critical eye and sounding off so you can brag here. I so hope she does the exact same and reduces you to shambles.

One good turn deserves another after all

I was joking. Not going to be mean but won't lie either.

Coffee turned into drinks friday night. She seems pretty cool so let's see. Don't have hopes up. Probably will be quick tap and ninja out.
 
Two things:
1- try to not refer to women as "chicks". Not as bad as bi*****, but still bad.
2- CONFIDENCE bro! Try going with a smile on your face. Try imagining the outcome of a great coffee date, where she sees past all the flab and sees you for who you really are. If you go there with low expectations, I guarantee 100% that they will be met.
Oh, honest = good. Stupidly honest = bad. Too much makeup? Really? You want her talking about your too much ***** crack? (it's something all us fat guys deal with, not hating)
Good luck!

I call women chic's (without the k)
woman = sounds old
girl = sounds too young

I say chics to people I already know, and to women I have spoken to for a bit, even if it's for 1 hour I will switch to chics.
They can tell by your tone how you meant it to be (degrading or just your personal slang). They can also tell in general your conversation content if you are being sincere or just a chauvinist. If it bothers them they will tell you, if they don't tell you and it bothers them then consider yourself lucky, you just weeded out someone you probably not compatible with.

Be who you are from day one because if you try to switch at day 100 you will get I don't know who you are and why are you trying to change me now.

Have some style (hold the door, walk on the outside etc...) and know who you are, be able to present your framework.
 
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I can put fat albert to shame. I did the reverse Jarred diet and went to eat at McDonalds instead when I was skinny.



I feel that you owe it to us to post something that entertaining up.

I got a coffee date with a chick from my cousin's work place. Not a tinder hook up. Don't have high hopes as I don't think it'll work, but I plan on being brutally honest 100% to see the outcome. So if she wears too much make-up I'm going to tell her. If you people want to pitch in for a body camera feel free to do so.
It's amazing how many guys feel like they're the only ones with a lock on the truth, the cold hard truth, reality, the facts as they stand, and think they're the only ones with 'the guts' to say it. Except it's not brave or smart or admirable to just go nuts out and talk in those terms all the time. It's more to do with being ****** off at the world because they see so much stuff that doesn't make sense and wanting people to know about it.
Plain, bare, truth-speak is basically a passive-aggressive rant. How attractive is that going to be, really?
 
It's amazing how many guys feel like they're the only ones with a lock on the truth, the cold hard truth, reality, the facts as they stand, and think they're the only ones with 'the guts' to say it. Except it's not brave or smart or admirable to just go nuts out and talk in those terms all the time. It's more to do with being ****** off at the world because they see so much stuff that doesn't make sense and wanting people to know about it.
Plain, bare, truth-speak is basically a passive-aggressive rant. How attractive is that going to be, really?

+1

Nobody wants to be around those people. Save the rants for online where the reader can choose to disengage.
 
It's amazing how many guys feel like they're the only ones with a lock on the truth, the cold hard truth, reality, the facts as they stand, and think they're the only ones with 'the guts' to say it. Except it's not brave or smart or admirable to just go nuts out and talk in those terms all the time. It's more to do with being ****** off at the world because they see so much stuff that doesn't make sense and wanting people to know about it.
Plain, bare, truth-speak is basically a passive-aggressive rant. How attractive is that going to be, really?

so back to not telling the truth?
 
I can't wait til you all can ride again. This thread was past ridiculous 110 pages ago. This ish is worse than bad tv
 
I can't wait til you all can ride again. This thread was past ridiculous 110 pages ago. This ish is worse than bad tv
I'm seriously going stir crazy........no riding, no gym (injured), no Misc forum (banned), no herb (see weed thread)......weather sucks.......going NUTS now (not literally......this time). All work and no play makes Roasted a dull boy.
 
I can't wait til you all can ride again. This thread was past ridiculous 110 pages ago. This ish is worse than bad tv

I've been telling myself I'll stop thinking about stupid **** once I get to wake up the beast again.

............we probably have another 45 days before the riding season comes in full force though.

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I call women chic's (without the k)
woman = sounds old
girl = sounds too young

I say chics to people I already know, and to women I have spoken to for a bit, even if it's for 1 hour I will switch to chics.

How, audibly, is chic different from chick?
 

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