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Tried it on another girl. What now gtam?
When all else fails, d1ck pic. 60% of the time, it works every time.
 
油井緋色;2265969 said:
Here's another social experiment:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/modern-love-to-fall-in-love-with-anyone-do-this.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html

I'm going to try this when I see her next; probably Saturday!

TL;DR

Ask a list of increasing personal questions. Stare into each other's eyes for 4 minutes.
I've never given any of those questions a second worth of thought. I'd be like I dunno ~shrug~ I dunno. That's probably not great material for romance.
 
Lol I sent her your line and she unmatched me :lmao:

You can't just start with that. You would have to get her to come out on a date listento her talk about herself for a while and tthen when she's already slightly invested and thinks you're judging her, whip out that line so she thinks there is something wrong with her. It would be like pulling the rug from under her.

Also, I figured out how to use OKC. Pay for the Damn premium membership.... It's $20 for the month and they have a ripoff off Tinder build in but with premium you see all the chicks that liked you. Log in every couple days and just like the attractive chicks that liked you and message them. Way better than wasting your time swiping at randoms or messaging girls you don't know are interested.
 
When all else fails, d1ck pic. 60% of the time, it works every time.

hahah but I don't think you can send pics over Tinder a conversation, can you?

Why would would you match up with this idiot

I assume you don't use this app? Guys usually swipe right to everything without looking. Girls will look through the profiles and filter out who they want to talk to. It's just easier that way.
 
I assume you don't use this app? Guys usually swipe right to everything without looking. Girls will look through the profiles and filter out who they want to talk to. It's just easier that way.


No i don't but at least look at the picture for chrisssake
 
hahah but I don't think you can send pics over Tinder a conversation, can you?

You can in those moments ******** so once you have a good number of matches..... Boom! Dick pic moment for all your matches. Guaranteed to get you laid man. It's scientifically proven to work 107% of the time
 
Speaking from experience and last gf red heads are coo coo. They will likely try to do witch craft and drink your blood one day. Beware. You will remember this when you are being chased by her down the street and she is trying to drink your blood.

Edit: It is worth it. A lot of them are crazy good in the sac. Skill level 9.5/10. They will suck your jr dry.
 
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Tried it on another girl. What now gtam?

I like your style Teggy. I will pick you for my team, you would make a good wingman and soldier.

Ok, she is weird dude. Never been kissed or on a date but she is bisexual...wtf
so she is still a virgin but biSEXual...uhm SEX

ok post this back to her
hey, there is a new ice cream place I wanted to check out, let's go...I hear they have some cool flavors (their own inventions)
let's see how she replies to that
 
Shes already blowing another dude cause she can sense you are a puss who didn't make a move

So I hook up with this former Miss Asia on tinder the other night.. The whole time I'm railing her on the kitchen table she's laughing about the last guy who thought it was a date, and made her play video games... Rofl


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So I hook up with this former Miss Asia on tinder the other night.. The whole time I'm railing her on the kitchen table she's laughing about the last guy who thought it was a date, and made her play video games... Rofl


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and then her balls hit your chin
 
So I hook up with this former Miss Asia on tinder the other night.. The whole time I'm railing her on the kitchen table she's laughing about the last guy who thought it was a date, and made her play video games... Rofl


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Lol, *********
 
Lmao i just got another chick's digits and I have one common friend and I think it's a gtamer.... Don't recognize the guy but every other pic he has up is of a sport bike

She asked me how I know the guy and I was like lol, I dunno
Rutakin?
 
Actually, damn, I dunno. Just looked at the guy's Facebook again (and found hers in like 5 seconds but didn't creep, believe it or not....don't want to show up on her "people you may know" lists or anything) and I don't seem to have any common friends with him at all so maybe I just met him randomly at a timmies while riding or something. His name is Alex.......face looks slightly familiar but I'm not sure. Also, he's got like 1200 friends on FB soooo, its' a crapshoot.
 

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