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Well great........just got shown my sister's profile.........you'd think Tinder would be smart enough to filter out relatives lol

Also swiped left to the monstrosity above
Seems like you guys are pretty tight, you guys do everything together
 
Well great........just got shown my sister's profile.........you'd think Tinder would be smart enough to filter out relatives lol

Also swiped right to the monstrosity above

I thought you were European, not Alabaman :cool:
 
Take it back, after a bunch of PMs with -D- and a bit of pep talking to myself, had a pretty ****ing good date ytd with a repeat coming next Saturday.

And the irony of it all? All I did was mostly talk about riding. So the moral of this post; be yourself, talk about your passions, and laugh off all of those near death experiences I know we all share.

EDIT: Oh, and try to ask questions without actually asking questions ;)
 
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I had a really good weekend. It really went better than expected. Thank you tinder & thank op for making this thread. It all started out as a joke for me but I'm really enjoying what I got out of it
 
I had a really good weekend. It really went better than expected. Thank you tinder & thank op for making this thread. It all started out as a joke for me but I'm really enjoying what I got out of it

What was his name?
 
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Take it back, after a bunch of PMs with -D- and a bit of pep talking to myself, had a pretty ****ing good date ytd with a repeat coming next Saturday.

And the irony of it all? All I did was mostly talk about riding. So the moral of this post; be yourself, talk about your passions, and laugh off all of those near death experiences I know we all share.

EDIT: Oh, and try to ask questions without actually asking questions ;)

try not to dominate the conversation with bike talk, make your stories about adventure
 
So unrelated to the dick measuring contest but related to tinder.

I was in montreal with the wife watching the Dec 31 world hockey juniors and a middle aged late 30's early 40's guy, looking like a oshawa/Hamilton resident (no offense) was going over his tinder account on his phone, got to tell you the woman on the profiles i saw were ultra hot (it was montreal after all) and all had slotty pics, the guy procedded to swipe left a bunch of good looking girls and only swipe right the most amazing looking ones, I was thi nking to myself, is he delusional or does this thing really work!

Then I realised I didn't give a **** and that I was happy to be married and that my wife isn't a ho I found on tinder and went back to watch the game.
 
I was thi nking to myself, is he delusional or does this thing really work!

Yeah it works...........if you're willing to pay. Some of the profiles will match you and then about 2-3 minutes later you get a message saying "Meet me for some fun for 150 roses" or some crap like that. Meaning for $150 you can bang this escort. It was uncommon when I set my age range 25-35 but then when I lowered it to 20-35 as an expriment (LOL) 80% of matches I was getting were escorts/spam. If a 21 year old wants to get with a dude 10+ older, chances are that she's a hooker.
 
So unrelated to the dick measuring contest but related to tinder.

I was in montreal with the wife watching the Dec 31 world hockey juniors and a middle aged late 30's early 40's guy, looking like a oshawa/Hamilton resident (no offense)

None taken. I always wonder why classy guys refer to their S.O. as "the" girlfriend or "the" wife. And then I notice even your type is doing it. Is there a weird power structure going on? Does she wear "the" pants?
 
None taken. I always wonder why classy guys refer to their S.O. as "the" girlfriend or "the" wife. And then I notice even your type is doing it. Is there a weird power structure going on? Does she wear "the" pants?

I always found it a little disrespectful myself
 
So that girl with the 21 shirts wants $21 for anal or something?

Yeah it works...........if you're willing to pay. Some of the profiles will match you and then about 2-3 minutes later you get a message saying "Meet me for some fun for 150 roses" or some crap like that. Meaning for $150 you can bang this escort. It was uncommon when I set my age range 25-35 but then when I lowered it to 20-35 as an expriment (LOL) 80% of matches I was getting were escorts/spam. If a 21 year old wants to get with a dude 10+ older, chances are that she's a hooker.
 
None taken. I always wonder why classy guys refer to their S.O. as "the" girlfriend or "the" wife. And then I notice even your type is doing it. Is there a weird power structure going on? Does she wear "the" pants?
Honestly, as someone that wasn't born in Canada and learned English by mostly practice and listening to others, I never gave it a second thought on how it can be offensive to call my wife "the wife", good to know.

98% of the stuff I write is mostly for ***** and giggles in this forum, but I think it has come time for me to stop posting, everyone is so sensitive about something and I just cant't be bothered anymore, time to ban myself :)

Meh, not my circus, not my monkeys.
 
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Honestly, as someone that wasn't born in Canada and learned English by mostly practice and listening to others, I never gave it a second thought on how it can be offensive to call my wife "the wife", good to know.

98% of the stuff I write is mostly for ***** and giggles in this forum, but I think it has come time for me to stop posting, everyone is so sensitive about something and I just cant't be bothered anymore, time to ban myself :)

Meh, not my circus, not my monkeys.

1) I too learned English by listening to others.

2) 98% of my posting is ***** and giggles. (I think you know that)

3) Don't be so sensitive.

4) This place is like crack to me. I wish I had the willpower to stop posting.
 
I refer to the wife as , the wife, since she was an acquisition , like the house. One of the better as I have a couple houses and change them often, but she is a constant. Its not disrespectful. She calls me the Wanker. English is not my first language and she said its a term of endearment . She is right, right?
 
I checked the urban dictionary for wanker. If I were you I'd move out to the country.
 

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