Bleeping lions. That's the closest I have ever been to one while unprotected. Having an outdoor shower and opened the curtain to find footprints within 10'. That could have been a definite downside to an outdoor shower.
We were camping in a nature reserve in Malawi, one of the few where there weren't any predators so no fear of being eaten during the middle of the night.
They did warn us of elephants though, so high danger of being accidentally (or purposely) trampled.
Anyway, in the middle of one night, we heard some loud stomping and rustling outside our tent. Definitely an elephant.
Both of us had to go pee, but didn't want to venture outside for fear of being stepped on in the dark.
We waited for quite some time for the noise to disappear and once we were sure the elephant had left, we stepped out of our tent.
It was pitch black so we had to use our camping lamps to light the way to the primitive washrooms on the campsite. Ladies need the facilities, y'know?
One the way there, we passed by this one tree and I shone my light at the roots.
It looked like the tree had toenails at the bottom where the roots were supposed to be.
It wasn't a tree. It was the leg of an elephant, and it was sleeping.
OMFG.
Peed right then and there on the spot.