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Petition to Add a "Personals" section to GTAM

Banger said:
Wanted:

Rich Pro Athlete (soccer, tennis, cricket, baseball players need not apply)
Salary must be over 6 figures
Must be a good cook
Daily foot rubs a necessity
Sex 1x daily mandatory
Must have a nice car over 300hp
Bike must be equally impressive
Every day I demand a new present the moment you get in from work
Must love dogs - you will be walking mine
If you still live with your parents, don't bother replying to this.
Prefer a house but I suppose a condo will do

Let the replying commence!
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Wow. Please post pictures with those standards.

I meet all your pre req's minus the first one. lmao.
 
infernobuster said:
Wow. Please post pictures with those standards.

I meet all your pre req's minus the first one. lmao.
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MUST MEET ALL STANDARDS!
Only substitution for the career is a Doctor / CEO of a major company / Astronaut

rich6969 said:
Guess i dont qualify :mad: i require 5x daily sex
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I should have clarified ... that should have said at least 1x daily

LePhillou said:
What if he has what you just quoted there but lives with his parents (as in a mansion he owns and they live in the west wing) you wouldve just made a big mistake! :p
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I never factored that. Very well, I will make an exception HOWEVER. They are being shipped out to a retirement home the moment we blow a years worth of your salary on a wedding.
 
infernobuster said:
Wow. Please post pictures with those standards.

I meet all your pre req's minus the first one. lmao.
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To do your job you pretty much have to be an athlete, hook yourselves up children
 
but but...what if you're in a calendar?
 
nfq said:
but but...what if you're in a calendar?
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what he said

men-of-mortuaries-calendar.jpg
 
we need all the slappers and scrubbers on one side of the room and the village bicycles on the other, now we can choose who is up to the task.
 
Banger said:
MUST MEET ALL STANDARDS!
Only substitution for the career is a Doctor / CEO of a major company / Astronaut



I should have clarified ... that should have said at least 1x daily



I never factored that. Very well, I will make an exception HOWEVER. They are being shipped out to a retirement home the moment we blow a years worth of your salary on a wedding.
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I have pretty much all your requirements except I play tennis.


"Another win for Milos!"
 
I'll be rich tomorrow after my numbers hit. Who's DTF tomorrow?
 
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Banger said:
Wanted:

Rich Pro Athlete (soccer, tennis, cricket, baseball players need not apply)
Salary must be over 6 figures
Must be a good cook
Daily foot rubs a necessity
Sex 1x daily mandatory
Must have a nice car over 300hp
Bike must be equally impressive
Every day I demand a new present the moment you get in from work
Must love dogs - you will be walking mine
If you still live with your parents, don't bother replying to this.
Prefer a house but I suppose a condo will do

Let the replying commence!
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Those are very realistic expectations for a Cpl who pays rent. :)

Here's the best you can hope for Banger....


RCR
Salary must be over PTE 4
Must be good at ordering from Pizza Pizza
Daily sock changes a necessity
Won't hit every valley skank he can buy a beer for while I'm away on tour
Must have a jacked truck on 35's
Bike must be at least one month from being repo'ed
Every day I demand something you stole from work the moment you get in from work
Must love pitbulls and rottweilers and call all other dogs fagdogs
If you still live in the shacks, don't bother replying to this.
Prefer a PMQ but I suppose a base appt. will do
 
I have spunk and a can-do attitude. Someone give me a hand job. ;)

(This is how this section is gonna work, right?)
 
Rode home wirhout a jacket today. All the men looked at my boobs. Why am I not in the "seen you" thread? Thought for sure that'd let me skip the hook up section and get down to business.
 
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