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Petition to Add a "Personals" section to GTAM
- Thread starter Roasted
- Start date
The twin will take care of that.
killerkeith
Well-known member
I need more details than this.
Aim high, amirite?
lol awesome how you guys are just setting up the couples .. this is a better system than e-harmony or Match.com .. wonder which girl I'm gona get
how did i get dragged into this?
lol awesome how you guys are just setting up the couples .. this is a better system than e-harmony or Match.com .. wonder which girl I'm gona get
........ inferno ?
killerkeith
Well-known member
guess your missing out
I guess there's a lot of leg humpers to service before myself.
Wanted:
Rich Pro Athlete (soccer, tennis, cricket, baseball players need not apply)
Salary must be over 6 figures
Must be a good cook
Daily foot rubs a necessity
Sex 1x daily mandatory
Must have a nice car over 300hp
Bike must be equally impressive
Every day I demand a new present the moment you get in from work
Must love dogs - you will be walking mine
If you still live with your parents, don't bother replying to this.
Prefer a house but I suppose a condo will do
Let the replying commence!
Rich Pro Athlete (soccer, tennis, cricket, baseball players need not apply)
Salary must be over 6 figures
Must be a good cook
Daily foot rubs a necessity
Sex 1x daily mandatory
Must have a nice car over 300hp
Bike must be equally impressive
Every day I demand a new present the moment you get in from work
Must love dogs - you will be walking mine
If you still live with your parents, don't bother replying to this.
Prefer a house but I suppose a condo will do
Let the replying commence!
I'll have what she's having! lol
Reminds me of the joke:
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
What if he has what you just quoted there but lives with his parents (as in a mansion he owns and they live in the west wing) you wouldve just made a big mistake!
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