Eastboud 401 and Mcowan'ish
Me: on a green bike
You: Long dirty blond hair coming out the back of your helmet in locks blowing in the wind, earthy toned fitted shirt/tank creeping up your back, tribal tattoo across your lower back about 1.5 inches off your waistline, jeans, slim build.... using my off tire track as a passing lane and weaving through traffic. I'm not going to lie, I didn't take a single look at the bike... the best I can do is "it was grey." Oh, and your rear was pretty wide... rear tire.
Hey baby, wanna give me a ride and talk about the first thing that pops up? Don't worry, I'm Asian, it'll be a short conversation.
If you're buckshot ugly, please never respond to this post and let my imagination run wild.