Shaman
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I left the toilet seat up at Mom's place.
Horrible things you`ve done.
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vociferous
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i once called my dads cop friend on a drunk-driving buddy and told him where buddy was driving to & from, he got pulled over outside his parents place.
he was 17, chronic drunk driver. responsible for a couple small hit and runs. we (his closest friends) decided he needed a wake-up call.
he was 17, chronic drunk driver. responsible for a couple small hit and runs. we (his closest friends) decided he needed a wake-up call.
dr_sarcasm
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I may or may not have been responsible for carrying through with/borne witness too, some of the below...
- Poured milk under the carpet, in someone's car (mmmmmmm, that's a lovely smell a few days later);
- Hid crayons in someone's clothes-dryer (yay instant tie-dye);
- At someone's house that you don't like and you've taken a steaming #2 and there's no toilet paper? No problem - that's what towels are for...;
- Ordered a whole chicken at Swiss Chalet, decided to have fun with the roomies and unrolled a condom and stuck it in the "anal" opening/cavity at the back and delivered it as if nothing was wrong;
- Douchenozzle in the convertible BMW cut you off and smirked about it? That's okay, just follow them to that underground parking in Yorkville and insure that you and your buddies pee/take a #2 in their convertible given that said douchenozzle is far too cool to put the top up...;
- Craft up a dozen or so notes aplogizing for hitting someone's expensive car with yours, leave a number and explain that it will be fixed ASAP. Target random shopping mall parking lot on a busy day and leave said notes on all the most expensive cars you can find;
- Poured milk under the carpet, in someone's car (mmmmmmm, that's a lovely smell a few days later);
- Hid crayons in someone's clothes-dryer (yay instant tie-dye);
- At someone's house that you don't like and you've taken a steaming #2 and there's no toilet paper? No problem - that's what towels are for...;
- Ordered a whole chicken at Swiss Chalet, decided to have fun with the roomies and unrolled a condom and stuck it in the "anal" opening/cavity at the back and delivered it as if nothing was wrong;
- Douchenozzle in the convertible BMW cut you off and smirked about it? That's okay, just follow them to that underground parking in Yorkville and insure that you and your buddies pee/take a #2 in their convertible given that said douchenozzle is far too cool to put the top up...;
- Craft up a dozen or so notes aplogizing for hitting someone's expensive car with yours, leave a number and explain that it will be fixed ASAP. Target random shopping mall parking lot on a busy day and leave said notes on all the most expensive cars you can find;
dr_sarcasm
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You're a monster.
Mr.Azim
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i picked up a one night stand chick in guelph, went back to her place, and we got totally wasted, and ****ed for about an hour, and she eventually passed out.
about 20 minutes later, i finished
Umm.... rape much?
so she was 15 and you were 22? how come you aren't in jail yet?
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dr_sarcasm
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As long as it was done prior to age of consent being moved from 14 to 16, he's in the clear.
well he said "underage" so it implies that it was either: she was 13, him 20, or her 15, him 22. btw do guys do to jail for a long time in canada like in the usa?
17 and i was 24...
I blame it on:
-Damn government (club) for letting underages with fake id's in
-Twas mah BIRFDAI!
-Annnnnnnnd her best friend (through who i got introduced to her) didn't say a word about it until afterwards ... she tought it was aight ya know...
In my defense she said she was in university (which i guess she was actually starting next semester). lol
Kinda lowers my age average between that and the MILF!
I learned from my (enjoyable) mistakes
Houghtonator
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I ate your lunch out of the work fridge. And yes this is your coffee cup.
can't blame you
Durring a nasty breakup with a guy who owed me money I cut the lock off our storage unit, removed his hockey card collection, stereo system and everything else of value then played dumb when he called to say we'd been robbed. Even took my own valuables to make it look good.
Sugared the gas tank of same individual when I found him at the local motel with one of his other women.
Transfered an annoying customer to Pizza Pizza's phone line when they asked for a Manager.
Lied and said I love you.
Sugared the gas tank of same individual when I found him at the local motel with one of his other women.
Transfered an annoying customer to Pizza Pizza's phone line when they asked for a Manager.
Lied and said I love you.
