I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die....
Better?
Better?
Horrible things you`ve done.
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SeaBreez
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Yup, but it does remind us of the "juicy stuff"...
Back in highschool a kid sitting between a friend of mine and I fell asleep in class. So after about 10 min my friend pulls a sharpe. She started doodling on one hand, I doodled on another heck even the teacher came over and drew something.
Anyways a few hours later the teacher came up to us to let us know that the guy had actually passed out not fell asleep and that the ambulance just took him off to the hospital.
Anyways a few hours later the teacher came up to us to let us know that the guy had actually passed out not fell asleep and that the ambulance just took him off to the hospital.
This thread is minor stuff. Possibly because it's in RR and not TT or possibly because some of us know each other in person.
This Reddit has some really messed up stories. Good time killer on a slow day.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/
This Reddit has some really messed up stories. Good time killer on a slow day.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/
oilycreek
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You're right.
But your GF says so
That's because she's your mom
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Not horrible but have you ever been driving around some small friendly town and people stop their cars to let you make a left turn etc. Two minutes later you have an opportunity to repay the courtesy and instead you cut them off. Then it dawns on you. They just figured out you're from Toronto.
wearelopey
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Buddy of mine has a messed up one.
When he was a kid he was playing with candles by his school.
He started playing around a taxi cab that had it's window rolled down.
He accidentally dropped the lit candle into the cab.
He ran away...
About 10-20 mins later there was an explosion.
He was a minor and it was an accident so nothing was done other than a stern "talk".
This same friend also sprayed Axe deoderant spray up one of his buddies shirts to get them off their back for something. The guy who had just been sprayed picked up a knife that he "could have sworn" was in it's holster and "poked" my buddy with it... When we saw blood we knew that the knife never actually had come with a holster...
For me, I flooded my elementary school bathroom really badly. I clogged all the toilets, urinals, and sinks and left them running for hours... My principal never forgave me for that one I tell ya!
When he was a kid he was playing with candles by his school.
He started playing around a taxi cab that had it's window rolled down.
He accidentally dropped the lit candle into the cab.
He ran away...
About 10-20 mins later there was an explosion.
He was a minor and it was an accident so nothing was done other than a stern "talk".
This same friend also sprayed Axe deoderant spray up one of his buddies shirts to get them off their back for something. The guy who had just been sprayed picked up a knife that he "could have sworn" was in it's holster and "poked" my buddy with it... When we saw blood we knew that the knife never actually had come with a holster...
For me, I flooded my elementary school bathroom really badly. I clogged all the toilets, urinals, and sinks and left them running for hours... My principal never forgave me for that one I tell ya!
I usually can't remember anything bad that happens but I just remembered a couple.
I was at my good friends wedding and her little brother came over to say hi. I hadn't seen him for a few months and the last time I saw him he had a full head of hair and now he was completely bald. I said hi and and then I told him he really shouldn't have shaved his hair off because he looked much better with hair. He didn't say anything about it and five minutes later another friend of mine told me he had been battling some rare cancer for months and he had went in for surgery a few weeks ago and they just closed him back up and said it was inoperable. Oops.
The story goes on but it gets a little dirty....I don't feel like getting called an attention whore today.
Another time I was working at some ****** job when I was in Uni and this girl I was working with who was really snotty all the time came in to work all upset that she had had a fight with her boyfriend and I was trying to make her feel better. She didn't want to tell me but finally she said he had called her a fatbitch. She had been working really hard to lose weight and I said that I know how much more it hurts when someone insults you and it happens to be true. I spent about an hour trying to back peddle out of that one to no avail. This one is not that bad I guess but it makes me laugh.
I was at my good friends wedding and her little brother came over to say hi. I hadn't seen him for a few months and the last time I saw him he had a full head of hair and now he was completely bald. I said hi and and then I told him he really shouldn't have shaved his hair off because he looked much better with hair. He didn't say anything about it and five minutes later another friend of mine told me he had been battling some rare cancer for months and he had went in for surgery a few weeks ago and they just closed him back up and said it was inoperable. Oops.
The story goes on but it gets a little dirty....I don't feel like getting called an attention whore today.
Another time I was working at some ****** job when I was in Uni and this girl I was working with who was really snotty all the time came in to work all upset that she had had a fight with her boyfriend and I was trying to make her feel better. She didn't want to tell me but finally she said he had called her a fatbitch. She had been working really hard to lose weight and I said that I know how much more it hurts when someone insults you and it happens to be true. I spent about an hour trying to back peddle out of that one to no avail. This one is not that bad I guess but it makes me laugh.
Attention whore away, I don't mind
