How about letting your kid out of the house with a banana? Maybe every pointy fruit and vegetable should have a red tip.
http://abc7news.com/news/man-arrest...ested-after-aiming-banana-at-deputies/411931/
The US population should put their hands up every time they see a cop as a sign of protest. However knowing cops attitude they would get a boner and feel great about themselves.
Seems you and Lone Ronin are in a class all your own some days. I'm in the don't go looking for trouble camp. Taunting the police usually doesn't go well.