30 is an extremely BORRING age to be, Marriage rant

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JonnyWyshbone said:
Is it me, but I find some couples have kids just as a way to tie someone down in the relationship, like they wasn't having a good relationship and for some reason they deduce a child will somehow make things better or the other person will feel obligated to stay.
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No it's because people are stupid and always looking for a way to fix things that are unfixable and then their dumb friends give them dumb advice like have kid it will bring you closer together..
 
Usually they get a dog first....like if we can take care of this dog and it doesn't die or anything ...then we can do the kid thing...right?
Man I wish I was just selfish....all the coin and stuff I would have...wow. ya ya... I got 2 daughters...great I'm poor. They have insurance and cars paid for...pay no rent either. Where did it go all wrong?
 
Kool said:
Usually they get a dog first....like if we can take care of this dog and it doesn't die or anything ...then we can do the kid thing...right?
Man I wish I was just selfish....all the coin and stuff I would have...wow. ya ya... I got 2 daughters...great I'm poor. They have insurance and cars paid for...pay no rent either. Where did it go all wrong?
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When you thought you were doing what you were SUPPOSED to do
 
Kool said:
Usually they get a dog first....like if we can take care of this dog and it doesn't die or anything ...then we can do the kid thing...right?
Man I wish I was just selfish....all the coin and stuff I would have...wow. ya ya... I got 2 daughters...great I'm poor. They have insurance and cars paid for...pay no rent either. Where did it go all wrong?
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That whole "having a dog is good prep for having a kid" thing was spoofed on Tosh.O - frigging hilarious

The part where the BABY is on the couch and the mother smacks it so hard with a newspaper it goes flying across the room was by far the best part
 
This has probably been posted in the thread already but I'm unwilling to go through the whole 10 pages so...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, Will you
marry me? The Princess said, NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie
bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony
and ate pussies and ****ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was ****in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up ….. The end
 
They said the prince died lonely though....or was that peacefully..........lucky dude...lol.
 
You can find the right woman or make any woman the right woman if you aren't a pu$$y, don't bend over to her every whim ,be a man, have some backbone and bang her right. But most men lately think its about feelings and playing video games and being sensitive and talking and getting their goddamn eyebrows waxed...
 
stevex said:
This has probably been posted in the thread already but I'm unwilling to go through the whole 10 pages so...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, Will you
marry me? The Princess said, NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie
bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony
and ate pussies and ****ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was ****in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up ….. The end
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Yeah.I Have all that except the cheerleaders and I'm married. You can have it too just dont be a pu$$y and marry a woman who loves being a woman and loves a man to be a man and she loves cock. Then....Life's a dream
 
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sonnythebull said:
You can find the right woman or make any woman the right woman if you aren't a pu$$y, don't bend over to her every whim ,be a man, have some backbone and bang her right. But most men lately think its about feelings and playing video games and being sensitive and talking and getting their goddamn eyebrows waxed...
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... damn NO video games!!! Sonofabitch!!!!
 
I'm a few years shy of 30 and can't relate much. I will say that this wedding season is putting a hamper on my Fridays with all the extra deliveries I have to make to catering companies :(
 
Constant video game playing kills relationships. I've bought a sledgehammer for the PS3 and the 55" tv it's attached to. Seriously, I want a manly man.
 
sonnythebull said:
You can find the right woman or make any woman the right woman if you aren't a pu$$y, don't bend over to her every whim ,be a man, have some backbone and bang her right. But most men lately think its about feelings and playing video games and being sensitive and talking and getting their goddamn eyebrows waxed...
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I like where your head is.

Further to that, it is very helpful to be really good at something (and video games don't count). Be good at something that is difficult. It could be something athletic, intellectual or maybe even artsy if you have the right girl. Showing that you're better than other people at something counts for a lot. They may not admit it but women do react a certain way to a competitive and driven guy. I can rely on a certain amount if imperical evidence that suggests this is so.... The difference in my life from a few years ago when I was 240lbs and a weekend warrior cyclist and trackday hero.. to now... is quite drastic.
 
caboose483 said:
I like where your head is.

Further to that, it is very helpful to be really good at something (and video games don't count). Be good at something that is difficult. It could be something athletic, intellectual or maybe even artsy if you have the right girl. Showing that you're better than other people at something counts for a lot. They may not admit it but women do react a certain way to a competitive and driven guy. I can rely on a certain amount if imperical evidence that suggests this is so.... The difference in my life from a few years ago when I was 240lbs and a weekend warrior cyclist and trackday hero.. to now... is quite drastic.
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True dat
 
Meh, i dont do it all the time on occasion.

Besides if she wants a manly man, i run into ****ing buildings on fire. Top that mofos .. :)
 
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