You Know You're a Rider When...

[Freestyle72]

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LOL...on the flipside...
-when you break up with your boyfriend cause he bitches about how much you ride

-When "Tits to the tank" mean something to you
-When you get sore just thinking about getting on the bike after a long night of...*cough cough*...(not gonna send this to trash)...but do it anyways

Does scissoring make girls sore?

 

[lil sushi]

Does scissoring make girls sore?

no but toys do....somebody had this boy a kama sutra book please!

 

[Freestyle72]

no but toys do....somebody had this boy a kama sutra book please!

Tell you what. You bring the book. And I'll bring the hardware.... To ummm fix your umm bike

 

[lil sushi]

Tell you what. You bring the book. And I'll bring the hardware.... To ummm fix your umm bike

LOL...you trying to tell me you're from Thailand? (Re: Thread in TT)

 

[Freestyle72]

All you need to know is that you will get beat up from the feet up

 

[lil sushi]

All you need to know is that you will get beat up from the feet up

WOW...you totally missed the boat didn't ya? mamma drop you on your consecutively when you were a wee one?

 

[anth1414]

when you phone the places you are going to ahead of time to find out what their parking is like.

i cant be the only that did this. :confused1:

 

[unL33T]

When you wave to other riders... even when you are in your car.

Been tempted to do this quite a few times. Haven't done it yet.

I'm sure there are but let's just assume that virtually no motorcyclist here changes to snow tires and rides through the winter like a car.

I could swear there were a number of all year riders on this forum. Not sure if they change their tires or not though.

no but toys do....somebody had this boy a kama sutra book please!

Maybe the toys are too big. That's what I tell myself when I visit the adult store anyway so I don't feel bad about myself... lol

 

[Freestyle72]

WOW...you totally missed the boat didn't ya? mamma drop you on your consecutively when you were a wee one?

Are you sure I was the one who got dropped on their consecutively?

 

[cc364]

You know your a rider when....your wife gets mad at you when your practicing your wheelies on a family bicycle ride.......Happened yesterday evening

 

[lil sushi]

Are you sure I was the one who got dropped on their consecutively?

LOL..touche sir...touche...and on that note I'm off to get my third quad shot coffee of the day...yay for moving in a cage...

-when you drool at a lineup of bikes every time you walk past them

 

[tripletrophy]

When you have ridden to a funeral for a (non-riding) family member or friend.

 

[nakkers]

When your wife says, "We need milk..............today."

 

[MacDoc]

You are out today having a ball.... ( sun, wet, sun, drenched, sun.....repeat )

 

[Xtina]

When you're jogging and you try to check your side mirrors.

 

[bitzz]

Bike snow tires suck! I know 'cuz I have tried them... and the snowmobile clubs get REAL upset when you tear apart their beautifully groomed trails...even IF you have a trail permit.
You get just as much traction running sand tires with 12PSI in the front and flat on the mousse on the back.
Studs kick ***!

You're a real rider when you rename the stop sign at the end of your street "Corner 1"

oh yeah; REAL bikers have the black mark on BOTH their shoes. REAL bikers ride old euro trash and old Harleys too. REAL bikers are not so elitist.

 

[mjavor]

(thanks to today's storm)

When you've experienced riding in a hail storm. =p

 

[unL33T]

REAL bikers have the black mark on BOTH their shoes.

How do you get the black mark on the other shoe? Do some bikes have the shifter on the other side?

 

[Gummiente]

When you have ridden to a funeral for a (non-riding) family member or friend.

Or, as was the case for me this past July in Sask, when you are the motorcycle escort for the hearse all the way to the cemetary for the funeral of your non-riding Aunt and Uncle.

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