Brah, I seriously want to rage reading your posts. I get it, your workouts are tougher than anyone else's, you are more fit than anyone else, and you are better than everyone else. On the other hand, these bodybuilders that supposedly think exactly the same as you according to you, and think they are the most fit, are all wrong and idiots. Textbook hypocrisy right there.
My boss right now is in his 40's and runs triathlons, the guy runs 40K home from work, which is pretty much a full marathon, about once a week on top of biking, additinoal running, etc. The guy would eat both, me AND you for breakfast at an endurance event (and don't give me some bs how you'd hold your own, you'd get your *** DESTROYED and you know it), if he stepped into the gym with me though my workouts would criple him. I probably lift 5+ times more than him and weight twice as much despite being leaner. So who's workouts are more "intense"? Who's "more fit?" The answer is who gives a ****. We are both fit and train for, and therefore are better at, different things. I'm sure you'd kick both of our ***** at MMA, I'm not even gonna try to deny that but please, get this holier than though attitue out of here. There are some bodybuilding workouts that would kick your ***, when I do a 5x5 powerlifting routine it feels like a vacation compared to my usual workouts.
If I wasn't about 5000Km away right now in Sydney, Australia I would call you out and show you at the gym. In a month when I'm back, get your depends ready, buddy.