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crankcall said:
throw a toony in a jar every time you get a bj before you marry her, then every time you want a bj after the wedding take out a toony and go get a coffee instead.......... you'll never be short of coffee money.
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LMAO!! Oh wait..
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crankcall said:
BUT pick right in the first place and never have any of these conversations.
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^^^ this

but the fight started jokes are gold

fwiw my wife is the same little powder-puff princess she was when I met her and has barely gained a pound....loves her sleep, won't even go out in the garden without makeup, won't lift anything over 6 pounds without saying "it's too heavy"....she's a master of the professional-pout to take the cute route outta anything that might involve hard labour....and I swear that she has never taken a poop....and she is as cute as cute can be

so that's what I wanted and that what I married

it can be a tad frustrating when you need help in the yard....or someone that won't take the empties back to the beer store and get a new case cause it's "too heavy"

she's 5'3" and 105lbs and has a Golds Gym quality facility in her basement that she's never touched even though she might still look like she has and that she should because age will eventually take it's toll

but I'm a happy and content camper....and if she doesn't change at all I'm cool with it

been together 23 years last month and married 17 years next month

keep on lovin folks....it's good times
 
Living in someone's basement, having a dinner of fried bologna yet?
 
Freestyle72 said:
A woman should take care of herself no matter what, because lets be honest you didn't chat her up the first time because of her winning personality
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That reasoning works both ways. She didn't hang around during the chat because she enjoyed your degrading comments and crass humour.
 
Roasted said:
It's funny how we grow attached to certain models, even if they get old and a little outdated. Sure, there are newer, faster, and lighter ones you can get but they don't have that familiar character that you're accustomed to. Than you have to think about all the riding time lost selling the current one and acquiring a new one, the costs associated with upgrading, etc. Sometimes the more sensible choice is to stick with the current one. You can always install some bolt on upgrades to breathe some new life into an older machine. Just a thought.
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I love the old leather bench seats..lots of room..comfy ride..wide cushions..
 
Been married 18 years next month and while it's not perfect, it's pretty damn good.
She's a very accomplished professional, who had an established career when we met.
She's extremely athletic; 2 hours in the gym 7 days a week, and she lifts heavy. Plus skiing and horseback riding.
Gets on the bike maybe once a year for a short ride but has let me drag her to every bike shop and show for the last 20 years, not to mention encouraged and contributed (heavily) to the purchase of five bikes.
We're both in our 50s and there's something to be said for meeting and marrying a little later in life. You're a lot closer to being the person you end up being than in your 20s.
 
rmemedic said:
Should inform that to all the Pembroke sluts that trap the army guys with getting knocked up. These women do nothing around the house, aside lay back and have a few more kids and eat. Not being a dick, but I say it as I see it.

I'm afraid of getting married, because I don't want to get stuck with someone, especially once you bring kids in to the picture, then you're stuck.
People change, or don't show you who they really are until it's a little bit too late to back out of it... Kind of think I'll avoid it.

I'm buying my own tiny little house, with a decent garage for my toys. I'll do what I want when I want, buy the toys I can afford.
I can keep my own place clean as I'm not a slob. Do things to the house I want to do without discussing or explaining them.
If someone comes in to my life that's fine, but I fully expect them to be out of it too one day and then there will be someone else to take her spot... Just how it is. Been through the wringer enough times with all the female drama and BS lines that avoiding it and not putting myself all in to someone is really the best self preservation.

I once gave myself over to a girl, I know how it feels to be sickly in love and I honestly, could never let myself go that far ever again for someone to change.
I'm no player, but my emotions rarely come in to play now... I'll put up with a girls BS for a while if her personality is fun, she is clean and the sex is good. Once the things she does start getting on my nerves then its on to the next. I once was a really nice dude, but at 28 and seeing nothing but BS in my own and others relationships, I see no point.
Maybe I'll end up old and alone, but we all do in the end anyways. I'm just getting there the funnest way possible.

Yikes, I sound like I need help lol. But in all honesty, I'm having one of the best times in my life, being me and not worrying about women!
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you have been hurt, tell us about it, one sec let me grab my sheep and listen :agave:
 
The hardest thing to train into a wife is that men only have two emotional feelings, hungry and horny.
Ladies if you see your fella walking around without an erection, better go make him a sandwich.....
 
rmemedic said:
Should inform that to all the Pembroke sluts that trap the army guys with getting knocked up. These women do nothing around the house, aside lay back and have a few more kids and eat. Not being a dick, but I say it as I see it.

I'm afraid of getting married, because I don't want to get stuck with someone, especially once you bring kids in to the picture, then you're stuck.
People change, or don't show you who they really are until it's a little bit too late to back out of it... Kind of think I'll avoid it.

I'm buying my own tiny little house, with a decent garage for my toys. I'll do what I want when I want, buy the toys I can afford.
I can keep my own place clean as I'm not a slob. Do things to the house I want to do without discussing or explaining them.
If someone comes in to my life that's fine, but I fully expect them to be out of it too one day and then there will be someone else to take her spot... Just how it is. Been through the wringer enough times with all the female drama and BS lines that avoiding it and not putting myself all in to someone is really the best self preservation.

I once gave myself over to a girl, I know how it feels to be sickly in love and I honestly, could never let myself go that far ever again for someone to change.
I'm no player, but my emotions rarely come in to play now... I'll put up with a girls BS for a while if her personality is fun, she is clean and the sex is good. Once the things she does start getting on my nerves then its on to the next. I once was a really nice dude, but at 28 and seeing nothing but BS in my own and others relationships, I see no point.
Maybe I'll end up old and alone, but we all do in the end anyways. I'm just getting there the funnest way possible.

Yikes, I sound like I need help lol. But in all honesty, I'm having one of the best times in my life, being me and not worrying about women!
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crankcall said:
The hardest thing to train into a wife is that men only have two emotional feelings, hungry and horny.
Ladies if you see your fella walking around without an erection, better go make him a sandwich.....
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So the only suggestion so far is wife abuse? Got anything that won't send me to jail?

I like the sheldon method of training.

[video=youtube;qy_mIEnnlF4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_mIEnnlF4[/video]
 
killerkeith said:
So the only suggestion so far is wife abuse? Got anything that won't send me to jail?

I like the sheldon method of training.

[video=youtube;qy_mIEnnlF4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_mIEnnlF4[/video]
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I can give you some pointers on getting rid of wife's that I can share ;).
 
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