Wife Training

ZX600 said:
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You are in for a lonely life. We'll talk in a few years
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short stop said:
Hey, as long as there are mutual expectations of both husband and wife, I don't see the problem. My fiancee and I have an agreement: we *absolutely* will be completely honest if we think someone is packing on a few too many pounds. So far it's been working - almost 9 years into the relationship and we're still the same shape and size we were when we first met.
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If it works for lesbos... works for me.
 
killerkeith said:
I'm going to continue my efforts in "restoring" her back to wedding condition. I really like this particular model.
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It's funny how we grow attached to certain models, even if they get old and a little outdated. Sure, there are newer, faster, and lighter ones you can get but they don't have that familiar character that you're accustomed to. Than you have to think about all the riding time lost selling the current one and acquiring a new one, the costs associated with upgrading, etc. Sometimes the more sensible choice is to stick with the current one. You can always install some bolt on upgrades to breathe some new life into an older machine. Just a thought.
 
I know some of you guys are yucking it up, and some of you idiots actually believe what you type. BUT pick right in the first place and never have any of these conversations.

Check out the old cat before you drag home the kitten, what you see in her mom , the lifestyle, abilities and desires are what your buying into 95% of the time.
 
crankcall said:
Check out the old cat before you drag home the kitten, what you see in her mom , the lifestyle, abilities and desires are what your buying into 95% of the time.
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also look at the grandmoms. cuz i heard somewhere that genes skip a generation or something like that. 50/50 chance really.
 
housework should be split 50/50

you make the mess, and she cleans it.

in all seriousness, if a woman makes a decision to not work, and be a stay at home mom, or whatever, then all the chores and cooking...etc should be done by her. You shouldnt even have to discuss it. it should be assumed
 
crankcall said:
Check out the old cat before you drag home the kitten, what you see in her mom , the lifestyle, abilities and desires are what your buying into 95% of the time.
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SkyRider said:
also look at the grandmoms. cuz i heard somewhere that genes skip a generation or something like that. 50/50 chance really.
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I must be adopted
 
This is fantastic thread.

Can one swing some sort of a pre-nup with a weight and generally hotness clause in there? While we're at it throw in a minimum of 3 Bjs a week agreement and marriage suddenly looks a lot more appealing.
 
Roasted said:
It's funny how we grow attached to certain models, even if they get old and a little outdated. Sure, there are newer, faster, and lighter ones you can get but they don't have that familiar character that you're accustomed to. Than you have to think about all the riding time lost selling the current one and acquiring a new one, the costs associated with upgrading, etc. Sometimes the more sensible choice is to stick with the current one. You can always install some bolt on upgrades to breathe some new life into an older machine. Just a thought.
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LMAO! Making her lighter should make her go faster, right?
 
throw a toony in a jar every time you get a bj before you marry her, then every time you want a bj after the wedding take out a toony and go get a coffee instead.......... you'll never be short of coffee money.
 
Freestyle72 said:
A woman should take care of herself no matter what, because lets be honest you didn't chat her up the first time because of her winning personality

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Agreed

Amazon said:
As a girl, I have to say you guys are jerks. I know 82Seca750 was telling jokes, but I hope the rest of you guys aren't serious.
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We like tall girls do our work :D

LiNK666 said:
This thread is awesome. One of my old gfs was getting on the porky side after 5 months with little to no make up on. I decided to be honest with her and tell her "If you should fix yourself up... I'm just going to find someone better. She laughed thinking I was joking until she saw me a few weeks later with one of her friends.
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What a low blow
 
braveheart said:
housework should be split 50/50

you make the mess, and she cleans it.

in all seriousness, if a woman makes a decision to not work, and be a stay at home mom, or whatever, then all the chores and cooking...etc should be done by her. You shouldnt even have to discuss it. it should be assumed
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Should inform that to all the Pembroke sluts that trap the army guys with getting knocked up. These women do nothing around the house, aside lay back and have a few more kids and eat. Not being a dick, but I say it as I see it.

I'm afraid of getting married, because I don't want to get stuck with someone, especially once you bring kids in to the picture, then you're stuck.
People change, or don't show you who they really are until it's a little bit too late to back out of it... Kind of think I'll avoid it.

I'm buying my own tiny little house, with a decent garage for my toys. I'll do what I want when I want, buy the toys I can afford.
I can keep my own place clean as I'm not a slob. Do things to the house I want to do without discussing or explaining them.
If someone comes in to my life that's fine, but I fully expect them to be out of it too one day and then there will be someone else to take her spot... Just how it is. Been through the wringer enough times with all the female drama and BS lines that avoiding it and not putting myself all in to someone is really the best self preservation.

I once gave myself over to a girl, I know how it feels to be sickly in love and I honestly, could never let myself go that far ever again for someone to change.
I'm no player, but my emotions rarely come in to play now... I'll put up with a girls BS for a while if her personality is fun, she is clean and the sex is good. Once the things she does start getting on my nerves then its on to the next. I once was a really nice dude, but at 28 and seeing nothing but BS in my own and others relationships, I see no point.
Maybe I'll end up old and alone, but we all do in the end anyways. I'm just getting there the funnest way possible.

Yikes, I sound like I need help lol. But in all honesty, I'm having one of the best times in my life, being me and not worrying about women!
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