me and a few others use the term ham
glazed hams - sweaty dudes? Must discern between; natural, post workout, or just hot.
roasted hams - drunk dudes? Craving meat, prefers sausage.
smoked hams - stoned dudes? Serious meat munchies in effect.
seared hams - sun-burnt dudes? Forgot the Gym and Laundry, went all out Tan.
hams with rosemary on top - dudes who go both way? Sometimes he doesn't want meat and preffers him some Veggies
ham sandwich - dudes who like to get in the middle? of a whole lot of meat and buns.
to classify other guys based off criteria we gather about them