Hahaha. I thought I was the only one to use that term.
I also like kinderwhore.
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Hahaha. I thought I was the only one to use that term.
I also like kinderwhore.
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Dresden
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Just for the sake of science - reply back
"i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"
Let's see if your panty dropper line works.
I doubt it... Based on the comment about the op's suit, the young lady doesn't seem to be interested in him taking it off
Why scratch out the name?
Thinking you might marry your one night stand and don't want anyone else to sleep with her or was the name MightyMike....... Holla
holllaaaaaa
Closest thing to a sister I have is a 260lb, bearded 38yr old brother.
With your dating skills provided in this thread. It just might be, he has done time, he would know how to treat you like a queen.
lolHolla
killerkeith
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first date tip:
Watch "Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" and make your move during the anal rape scene.
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I went through all 40 and i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical wasn't one of them. #disappointed.
no need, I'm sure it will be on the monthly newsletter
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Dresden
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OP, forget Tinder - you're missing all the good ones on OKCupid.
Like this absolute GEM. Read all the way to the end or you will miss her charm.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Namaste-Yall?cf=profile
Like this absolute GEM. Read all the way to the end or you will miss her charm.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Namaste-Yall?cf=profile
From OK Cupid profile said:My self-summaryI love fun and life and YEA I'm divorced but I am definitely not damaged goods!! I am a Yoga Instructor in Eads, and while I may have a *checkered* past I'm still a sweet tea drinkin', church on Sunday southern gal...My ex-husband was a musician and truly broke my heart...His name is Dale Spalding--search him on the internet he played with Canned Heat!!
What I’m doing with my lifeCurrently looking for someone who will *rock my gypsy soul* to quote Van the man!! I've made a commitment to personal growth after the incidents; understanding reality as a concept...I work as an office receptionist for a furniture company that I won't mention by name but it rhymes with Flaymour and Ranigan
The first things people usually notice about meI have a funky style and unfortunately, a bit of an odor and sometimes I *see* things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodSpanish guitar, instrumental, rock and roll...I love Van Morrison and Jackson Browne and a big fan of Canned Heat...I used to date a member of the band...I love poetry and studying the mystics...I read the Dalai Lama...and books on spirituality and Sanskrit and Tamil literature, which got me into a little bit of trouble...I am a vegetarian after THAT incident...I have SERIOUS gas issues...I like Ted Talks and travel to TedX events often but I would love a traveling partner..The Power of the Subconscious, books by Wayne Dyer, one of my favorite books is by Gabrielle Marquez, 100 Years of Solitude -- magic realism definitely speaks to me...What Dreams May Come is my favorite film of all time.
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutA young border collie by the name of Dakota who died two years ago! Rest in peace, Dakota! Mommy misses you!
On a typical Friday night I amDoing yoga, reading, staying out at a bar til it closes, listening to music at home, crying, clearing my subconscious of all the negative thoughts through affirmation!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI'm a little quirky (but genuine), and my feet absolutely stink! Sometimes I stink up the yoga studio with my smelly feet and also my gas.
I should also mention that I'm still in love with Dale SORRY!! He is with another woman but she is so wretched and wrong for him I know it won't last...I trust karma and try to be a good person but when I think about that tramp with the man I get the visions.
I guess I'll go into more detail about how Dakota died...Two years ago, about when Dale left me, I was suicidal (too much to get into) and reading about Dhenuka, a hindu demon that terrorized Krishna and Bala-rama and ATE people if you know anything about Hindu mythology...Paired with the psychedelic drugs I was abusing then, I was CONVINCED that Dakota had turned into Dhenuka so I shot her in the brain with a gun...then I set her on fire...I was being careless. I practiced Shava sadhana immediately after I regained my consciousness and I regret it every day.
I should probably explain why I was suicidal...The loss of Dale from my life was too much to handle...I would get very jealous when he would go on tour...He actually played guitar with Canned Heat, if you can believe that! When he would leave I would often follow him, because I was convinced he was having affairs. In hindsight I know he was being faithful but one night the jealousy consumed me and I went to their hotel in Pennsylvania and made some very *specific* premeditated threats, mentioning his bandmates' children and grandchildren by name...and school...the authorities got involved...Dale didn't press charges but did seek a restraining order which just made my life a prison...I ended up getting arrested after taking too much mescaline, entering the Kansas City Fairgrounds that Dale was performing at with CH, breaking my restraining order and putting a lot of people in danger with a gun.
It would be deceptive to say I used to abuse psychedelic drugs because while writing this I am currently on Tibetan finger hash and magic mushrooms and peyote and some ecstasy that I stole from my niece's purse at a family reunion and a little crystal meth and cocaine from a party and pills I stole from touring open houses.
You should know I am a very private person and keep things to myself but I'm working on being more honest but if that above scares you just know it's the tip of the ****ing iceberg.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 25–58
- Near me
- Who are single
- For casual sex
You should message me ifYou are as funny as Robin Williams and don't have any baggage.
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