This guy needs to be fired, pronto!

SunnY S

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My eyes are bleeding......

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Hideous. Look for a "refresh" in a year or two.
 
My mom thinks it's charming, attractive, engaging, alluring and winsome. Fetching, I think I heard her say. Mom is always right.
 
They should had more grill openings.
Hell why stop at 7, just wrap the grill around.

Just because the grill on some cars work and are iconic does not mean that all grills work on all cars.
Less can be more sometimes. Chevy needs to do something with their gold bow-tie as well.
 
It plays the Canyonero theme song.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!
 
They should had more grill openings.
Hell why stop at 7, just wrap the grill around.

Just because the grill on some cars work and are iconic does not mean that all grills work on all cars.
Less can be more sometimes. Chevy needs to do something with their gold bow-tie as well.

The 7 vertical square grille opening are a signature of the Jeep brand. Nothing wrong with it, except here it's executed really, really badly. A lot of the blame probably should go to the product planners; "We need a racy-looking Jeep in our lineup!" Designers are like, "Say whaaaaaat?"
 
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