Stupidly overpriced motorcycle for sale thread


Shhh.... it's sleeping....

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Poor thing. Who knows engine size? Both wheels are probably garbage. Who takes a pic of a bike sleeping when they are trying to sell it?

Here's a video of what this once looked like (random internet video, probably not actual bike)

 
For the price of 2 at MSRP, you can own this one instead :rolleyes:


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Maybe these two know each other? Those slip-ons are quite expensive, apparently.

No rush to sell indeed...
 
For the price of 2 at MSRP, you can own this one instead :rolleyes:

The also own a mopar with fake hood pins and are selling a 911 that they have listed as both 2007 and 2011. Nothing at all sketchy about this seller.
 
The also own a mopar with fake hood pins and are selling a 911 that they have listed as both 2007 and 2011. Nothing at all sketchy about this seller.
Good catch on the hood pins. That's gotta be worse than a fake hood scoop. Imagine looking at yourself in the mirror after gluing those on. "What have I become!?"

Pics of the Porsche are also in the dealership lot, meaning they're from before it was bought...
 

Come buy this un-insurable, un-safteyable, and looking at the position your body would be in, unrideable POS.

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Come buy this un-insurable, un-safteyable POS.

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Last line is a revealing insight into the straight pipe crowd: "Bike sounds awesome- get ready to turn some heads." If I went around screaming at the top of my lungs, people would look at me too. They'd look at me because they thought I was insane or an unmitigated arseh*le, but at least they'd look! Better to be hated than ignored, I guess? Desperate, desperate need for attention...
 

They are coming out of the woodwork today......

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$7000.00.... That 'custom' exhaust had me on the floor.
 

No price, but I can just imagine. Looking at that list, how much money do you think this guy sank into a 12,000 dollar bike?
Can't put your foot down or the exhaust cooks it, it also sticks out a mile. I myself love looking down at the road if I want to see my gauges.

This guy is a custom shops wet dream.

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I do think the used bike market is in for a massive correction, there are over 16,000 bikes for sale on kijiji at the time of writing this.
 
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No price, but I can just imagine. Looking at that list, how much money do you think this guy sank into a 12,000 dollar bike?
Can't put your foot down or the exhaust cooks it, it also sticks out a mile. I myself love looking down at the road if I want to see my gauges.

This guy is a custom shops wet dream.

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I do think the used bike market is in for a massive correction, there are over 16,000 bikes for sale on kijiji at the time of writing this.
1400 cc ???
 
1400 cc ???
My money is he doesn't understand displacement and thought 883 was cubic inches, which works out to a whopping 14,469 cc...
 
Lowballs are like 25% of asking. Any of these so called reality car shows or Pawn Stars will only offer 50% to start. If you want to sell something on Kijiji be realistic on the price and you will sell it in short order. Otherwise expect lowballs and other ridiculous offers or trades.
 
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