Stupidly overpriced motorcycle for sale thread

Act fast, it can be all yours for the asking price of only 5000$.

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Oh great, it has the hallmark of every "runs great" vintage bike, pod filters. They look cool but they are a scourge on civilization.

Also, "Selling as is but will pass safety with no issues.". So if you want top dollar for it, why don't you just sell it with a valid safety then?

 
Oh great, it has the hallmark of every "runs great" vintage bike, pod filters. They look cool but they are a scourge on civilization.

Also, "Selling as is but will pass safety with no issues.". So if you want top dollar for it, why don't you just sell it with a valid safety then?

My guess is because it is several bits short of being a complete motorcycle :unsure: and no licensed mechanic in his right mind would road certify something like that outside of Bolivia.

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no worries about the pod filters on the CV carbs; he said it had a "professional bench sync"

Lowered the price by a hundred bucks already, can now be yours for the asking price of only 4,900$
My bad on the exhaust wrap, turns out to be "with full titanium exhaust wrap" I wonder if he knows what titanium is.
 
My guess is because it is several bits short of being a complete motorcycle :unsure: and no licensed mechanic in his right mind would road certify something like that outside of Bolivia.

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no worries about the pod filters on the CV carbs; he said it had a "professional bench sync"

Lowered the price by a hundred bucks already, can now be yours for the asking price of only 4,900$
My bad on the exhaust wrap, turns out to be "with full titanium exhaust wrap" I wonder if he knows what titanium is.
Titanium is a colour. If you assume it is a material, that is on you. :)

I'm glad they left a place to legally mount a license plate. /s It's like it was designed never to be street legal in Ontario by making it almost impossible to get a plate on.
 
Titanium is a colour. ...
;) so what is full titanium, is that anything like full grey :LOL:
actually titanium is the brand name (unofficial or otherwise) and the stuff is supposedly spun from crushed basalt,
even though it looks suspiciously like regular old woven fibreglass.
 

$12,000 - at least the seller was nice enough to pull all the fairings so you can do a full service on it.
That is one of his better ads. He is also selling a Ridler winning car for 75K and the only images are pictures of pictures with it partially disassembled from the build book.
 

$12,000 - at least the seller was nice enough to pull all the fairings so you can do a full service on it.

I have a feeling he doesnt remember how it all bolts back together or he lost all the mounting hardware... why wouldnt you put it together and take a proper picture lol
 

2008 F800s f—d up in an accident and disassembled for $3000


Or $2500 in Hamilton no accident your call

 

Only $500 to inherit this nightmare

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I like a challenge but this Morgentaler special isn't it. If I was restoring a similar bike I'd trade him for the useless pile of stuff that I would normally give to Sally Ann or other charity. Possibly a fair trade for a similar aged beaten to death fiberglass boat with ripped upholstery and rotten transom. Maybe an obsolete battery drill with dead batteries.

I read the add as "I want it gone or my wife / mother / father wants it gone. Just give me something to save face. Item must take up less garage space than the existing project and not be radioactive"
 

1984 CM450e. Left outside 12 + years “only needs a battery “ $1250

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It could be fully restored and sold to a collector. After 12 years of sun tanning the tires wouldn't pass as boat bumpers. Is that a dent in the tank or a reflection? Free 12 year old helmets, no thanks. Free rain protector AKA tarp.

An article on collecting pointed out that there are numerous levels of collecting. The top level is the exclusive one. The buyers only go after rare bikes with provenance, won a major race ridden by a top racer etc. Thirty year old production bikes don't fit in. The prices at Mecom are low for blinged out run of the mill bikes.

Towards the bottom for collectors are the bikes that are just old and without history. Cheap to buy, expensive to restore and sell cheap when done.

This bike is in the lower category unless it was owned by someone important.

There used to be an old Chris Craft wooden cruiser on the Holland River that changed hands on a regular basis. It would have been scrapped except it had once been owned by Ed Sullivan thus had provenance. Unfortunately a show restoration would be in the six figures. A bit of sandpaper and a lick of varnish wouldn't help. As the number of people that know (Or care) who Ed Sullivan was dwindles, so does the boat value. And IMO it was ugly.
 
11k for a 17 year old Yamaha Roadstar? Am I missing something?

To top it off, the plate sticker is from 2015. Likely original tires, brakes, virtually everything I'd bet.
What a crackhead.

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1985 Yamaha Virago 500
Markham, ON · 6 days ago ·
$3,000

About this vehicle
  • Driven 20,000 km
  • Manual transmission
  • Exterior colour: Red
  • Seller's description - xv500.jpgProject bike has ownership it will need to be completed. Yes it starts and run.
 
Please view this ad:

1975 BMW R90S for sale,

Price: $ 17,500

"Appraised at $17,500..."
95,000k...
Recent restoration -3 years

Seems nuts to me. Am I off base?

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Please view this ad:

Honda XL600R torque monster. Starts first try,

Price: $ 3,000

1983 xl600
"Lost ownership years ago"
"Did 160kph last week."



...No thanks...

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Please view this ad:

1975 BMW R90S for sale,

Price: $ 17,500

"Appraised at $17,500..."
95,000k...
Recent restoration -3 years

Seems nuts to me. Am I off base?

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I sold a non running 1970 R60/5 that needed $5000 just to be a good runner for $3000. That is the most desirable colour scheme and model. A mismatched numbers not matching wrong colour and seized motor sold for $2500. Personally I wouldn’t pay that but people love this model.
 
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at first glance, this looks better than most project bikes
but then you look closer, what a mess

subframe (from a swingset?)
lights?
battery?
mismatched wheels
garden hose for a front brake line?

and the pic itself, what a mess
literally a backyard hack job
 

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