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Picking up and talking to chicks on bicycles and scooters downtown.

I just put a cucumber in my pants & it works all the time every time

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Did you remember to put it in the front this time??

We all know what happened with the 'Great Potato' incident of 2008....
 
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If a girl talks to you because you have an expensive toy, then she ain’t interested in you. Just the toy.
Sadly, girls these days are brought up to leech off you as much as possible.
I don't know...sometimes all they're looking for is a reason to talk to you/for you to find a reason to talk to them; be it your hair, your smile, your shirt, your being fit, your bike, your car, whatever.

If you really want to know if she's in it for your money, go dutch on a date.
 
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Did you remember to put it in the front this time??

We all know what happened with the 'Great Potato' incident of 2008....

I don't think I want to know
 
Did you remember to put it in the front this time??

We all know what happened with the 'Great Potato' incident of 2008....

I don't think I want to know

From the limited amount of info involved I'm going to assume an unpeeled potato was placed in back of pants, some sitting down occurred and through sheer pressure and force of will, mashed potatoes were created and went up the pooper.
 
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The slip-on on my exhaust is too loud so we'll just be saying "WHATT? WHATTT" the whole time...

Unless I pull off to the side and shut it off.... Maybe, maybe that will work
 
The slip-on on my exhaust is too loud so we'll just be saying "WHATT? WHATTT" the whole time...

Unless I pull off to the side and shut it off.... Maybe, maybe that will work

You should put the stock can back on. Word on the street is that chicks dig sewing machines. :)


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You're all wrong. You need a vw bus with a janitor style of clothing on.

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You might be on to something! I know it's off subject but I couldn't resist: There was a news article a few days ago. It seems a Janitor (custodian?) at a school had affairs with something like 87 women; I can't say I heard it all but I think these were all married women. (None were students.)


..Tom
 
this guy knows all about creepin girls.... trust me!

You should put the stock can back on. Word on the street is that chicks dig sewing machines. :)


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Damn, 80k hrs in something like 4yrs. 2WET must have been using the hyperbolic time chamber from DBZ... I guess after he shows Paul what's really good on the streets he'll be off to find the rest of the dragon balls.
 

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