List things you hear the opposite sex say that completely turns you off

I'm not like that anymore, I wanna settle down with you....

You need to romance me to get these panties off..

I had a bad BJ experience so I don't do that anymore.

Are you gonna turn this rape into a murder?
 
I'm late.
 
Can you stop off at Walmart on your way home from work and pick me up some tampons?
 
" You can't afford me "
 
"How was I suppose to know he was your friend? You and I hadn't even started dating yet."
 
"hey you are not my dad"
 
That would be $400
 
"I have to see the doctor tomorrow 'cause I have cysts on my ovaries" (TRUE STORY) hahaha

Whenever a chick says she doesn't suck dick, that's a turn off for me. It's even worse when they say it like they're too good for it

"I can't get over how much you look like my brother"

"No" lmao, just kidding.
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my mom says she never had to do that for a dinner

does this look infected?

trade me seats, i'm under suspension and not insured

dont reach for that last beer

we'll need to book these flights on your card, mines been comprimised...

I was the shooter girl in that club, never danced...

My last BF was a dick, expected me to date just him

I didn't get fired for being lazy, they fired me because they were jealous

say you'll never leave, say you'll never leave, say you'll never leave, my last BF tried to break up.......
 
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