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Relax
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The joke's on them when Tesla owners start flocking to them with their cars. Oil changes on those things are a little more complicated than a traditional car.
DIdn't a few people LS swap their teslas? Get oil changes before and after you take it to the track.
DownUnder
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Should have made the entire submarine hull out of logitech controllers.
Apparently any pics of wreck in circulation are false. A few were pics of titanic from 2004, at least one is AI generated. No leaks of actual wreck yet.
It’s a fake. Had some buddies text me messages about it…I guess that’s good…
Fact Check: Viral Image Of Logitech Controller Used To Steer Submersible Found To Be Fake
The Logitech gaming controller that was used to pilot the Titan submersible survived the implosion fully intact.
newschecker.in
They aren't transporting a ladder, they are making the best of a bad situation. Front guy has a working engine and no brakes. Back guy has brakes but no engine. I'd probably put it over my shoulder but whatever works for them.
sburns
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If there is anything humanity gets 100% right is humor, and the creativity of it.
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!"
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!"
Wait! Who are you? How did you get invited to my little brother's wedding?
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