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Jokes
- Thread starter ifiddles
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That's right up there with a small wind turbine on an EV.
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What a mess. If I was on one of the smaller scooters back in the pack, I probably would have lifted it over the wall.
The headline quote is definitely the best.
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Japan.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir." The clerk told him apologetically. "But down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00 and stuck his head into the opening, at which point the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which showed him the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read. 'Manicures, $20.00.'
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
‘This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put 50 cents in the machine, unzipped his fly and stuck his penis into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman withdrew his tender unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir." The clerk told him apologetically. "But down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00 and stuck his head into the opening, at which point the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which showed him the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read. 'Manicures, $20.00.'
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
‘This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put 50 cents in the machine, unzipped his fly and stuck his penis into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman withdrew his tender unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
I have actually done this. It works about as well as you think it would.
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