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Relax said:
I swore I'd never wear a ski helmet. I think I was in my 30's the first time I tried snowboarding after skiing for 15 years. Near the end of the day I got spun around and ended up going backwards until the edge caught and slammed me and the back of my head to the ground so hard everything went black for a few seconds. Then I found my sunglasses - they broke in half at the bridge from the impact! So I did what any reasonable person would do - I stopped snowboarding. It took me another 20 years, but I eventually gave in and got a helmet. Funny how your perspective changes over time.
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Maybe I'm out of touch, haven't been at a ski slope for 20 years but I have never seen anyone skiing or snowboarding with a helmet on. This is a thing now?
 
timtune said:
Whata bunch of sissy's. If a tassled hat is good enough for Vinko Bogataj it's good enough for me.
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I've been wearing a ski helmet for almost 20 years. Same as a bike. Never hit my head hard enough for it to matter but I still wear it as it is cheap insurance to try to keep me functional. No real downside to the helmets other than initial cost. Comfortable, don't weigh much, no longer need a hat to keep your ears warm, etc. Definitely got strange looks early on but now the percentage wearing helmets is in the high 90's.
 
May be an image of text that says '+ Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water I drank it! Sincerely, Tne Opportu nist'
 
Funny thing. Vinko being from behind the iron curtain had no idea he was famous in the West until the wall fell.
 
 
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit in South Carolina'
 
nobbie48 said:
New crime fighting tactic for Toronto:

The chief of police has to live at Jane / Finch.
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Some parts of the area are very safe . . . and expensive.
 
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