Itchy D!cks.
Itchy Boots bike got stolen
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Itchy D!cks.
Are you talking about Kinga?
Gaoler
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No. Eva zu Beck (officially its supposed to be Zubek)
Are you talking about Kinga Banaś? If so, I never heard of her till now... and just by taking a quick look at her profile and list of videos, I am not interested. Even after applying the motherland bias.
You owe me royalties!
Next episode of Itchy D!cks: "CPAP machine got stolen!"
Not gonna watch that one though. I predict it'll be a bit of a... snorefest...
Gaoler
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Well actually.. lol
'Few years ago a friend and I did a little ride through Quebec... 'Stayed at the Mont Tremblant resort hotel... very fancy.
When we checked in they apologetically informed that the power would be off from midnight to six am.
I didn't know until just then that my buddy used a CPAP, or rather RELIED on a CPAP in order to sleep half decent.
Poor guy didn't get a wink and after a long hard day of riding to boot...
Needless to say the next day was miserable for him...
<On the next episode of Itchy D1cks, Doug loses his motorcycle keys for the third time in the last 4 hours, Harold apparently rolled over wrong in bed and wrenched his back, and Archie cant ride today because he forgot his metamucil yesterday and is a seriously backed up>
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This is why I have a battery for mine. Lots of nights while motocamping I don't have power to begin with of course, but even if I'm somewhere where I should, things like plugs not being close enough to the bed or whatever sometimes becomes a legit problem.
Not sure what her last name is, but her channel is “On Her Bike”.
She’s not a great rider -always sounds like she’s going to burn out the clutch, but she does show a lot of off bike stuff which I find entertaining.
Gaoler
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Gaoler
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Recently started watching a guy.. "Una Moto" .
He's blogging his trip around the world starting from Abbotsford BC...
Thing is... I think he's pretty new at riding since one of his first episodes was doing his road test for his bike license..!
'Bought a brand new Kawi KLX300 and modded it a bit for the trip...
'Few episodes in and it's been a bit of a misadventure so far..lol.
Poor guy gets a lot of flat tires..
*eta: maybe I'm cc snob, but a 'round the world trip on a 300cc bike?
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Anything is doable. Kept reading stories of a dude on a CBR125 that ran all over north and South America with it.
I wouldn’t do it…for me it would need to be 650cc minimum which is a good balance between road and off road (especially when you need to pick it up).
Never seen it.
I may watch a few episodes when I have some spare time.
Whenever I hear this I think of Robert Pirsig with his son on their little Honda. (And they were camping)
I laughed.
Then I cried when I realized you just described most of the rides me and my buddies go on.
Feeling a bit attacked over here...
D!ck.
Gaoler
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You're on to something there.. i should buy a decent camera and just post highlight reels of misfortune.
I'm pretty lucky as I tend to plan well, but during my last ride to BC the friend who came with... 'Lots of luck, all bad.
In no particular order...
-Bike fell over pinning him against the pump while fueling up. "LET GO OF THE PUMP!!" spew'd fuel all over his bike, the ground and himself before he "LET GO OF THE PUMP".
-'Stopped on 17 along side lake superior to see if a pulled over rider needed help, he didn't... 'Took two steps away from bike... Bike fell over and kinda slid down the embankment a bit. So the guy we stopped to help helped us to get the F800GSA upright again.
-Riding along the Trans Can. somewhere in Manitoba, maybe Sask. I look in my mirror... "Where the f*** is he..? I pull over and wait. After about five minutes I see my companion riding up... Pulls up beside me.
"My glasses... I lost a lens... It was flappin then it just flew off..!"
-Stopped for a rest and a snack somewhere in rual Sask... Guess what, bike fell over again.
- Stopped at a provincial park to camp... 'Buddy breaks out his camp stove to heat up our dinner. I've never seen such a stove and ask.. "How long do those fuel cannisters last?"
"Oh they last a pretty long time..." (Stove dies, fuel cannister empty)
"Did you bring another?"
"Uh, no..."
-I'm sure there were more mishaps, but I think I've blocked them out of memory... LoL
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Everyone's going to annoy someone. At least she's out there riding so props to her for doing that much.
There are so many female motovloggers that are annoying AND don't seem to ride much, know too much, or care to do too much about their two wheels... and still get a hundred thousand subscribers.
When you have a million thirsty guys who will fawn over any thing that shows up and looks pretty, the two step road to success is as simple as:
1) Show up
2) Look pretty
Time for me to get a boob job and a gender change, just until my channel blows up, then I'll switch back. I can't grow a decent beard to save my life anyway.
You can now call me Adrienne.
PS: Props to the legit bad ass women on motorcycles, like @Amazon, who could probably ride circles around me and murder me at roller derby in the same day.
