Horrible things you`ve done.

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I pay for one paper in the morning, and take 2.

Ive parked in the pregnant chick parking spots

ive bought the same dvd player that i had, and switched it with my broken one, and returned it for a refund.

i picked up a one night stand chick in guelph, went back to her place, and we got totally wasted, and ****ed for about an hour, and she eventually passed out.

about 20 minutes later, i finished:cool:
 
I repeatedly made fun of a guy who likes pegasuses :(
 
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I tore the tag off my mattress.
 
I once drank from the carton at my ex's parent's house.
 
Honestly I haven't really done too many bad things. I've generally been a good boy.

Me and my buddies used to always steal those demo CD's from PC magazine's and later, Playstation Magazine, from the local shopper's drug mart back in the day though....good times.

I called my buddy at 3 am to come drive from the other side of town with jumper cables cause I was banging my gf at the time in my father's car while parked behind a random warehouse, left the lights on, and run the battery dry. This was in like February and freezing. This is how my ex-gf met one of my friends for the first time.

Another time (same girl and car, maybe 2 months later) I called my sister to come drive down to a by the hour motel where me and my gf just banged and were stranded cause I locked the car keys inside, WITH THE CAR RUNNIING! This is how my ex-gf first met my sister. :cool:

Despite all of this she stayed with me........until I dumped her.

One of my earliest experiences with porn was when I was about 11-12 years old and I would go to my buddy's house and we would watch his father's VHS porn tapes while his father was in the hospital dying of a brain tumor (yes, he died soon after).
 
I went swimming once, 20 minutes after I ate.
 
I make fun of all you guys(especially the OP) and your miserable stories I read from here with all my friends :/
 
Doing a 'smell this' to my current gf when we were just fooling around

Sleeping with an underage girl 7 years younger than me (which i only found out after the fact)

Playing gamecube with the 8 year-old of the MILF i was fooling around with.

Leaving on a random roadtrip out west(which ended up being for 3 months) when my crazy ex was breaking down...had to get away from the drama

Farting in the gf's dogs face :D ...thats just funny though ahah
 
ran over and killed a raccoon in the car. ran over 2 raccoon's tails on the bike(separate incidents). ran over and killed a little frog on the bike :(
 
This one time, before the Internet. I bought Penthouse for the pictures. Some pages may have even stuck together afterwards and all my buddies believed me when I told them the pages stuck because the mags were hidden in the basement and got wet.


I may have said I wasn't going to do something when flossing someone elses teeth and did. (Now it seems pretty well a given and often encouraged, my how the times change) Or maybe that's my choice in women have changed?

I may have said I just want to put the tip in.

I still haven't return those National Geographic mags to the library.

I forgot to put money under my daughter's pillow twice. The first time, I recovered nicely. The second time I was busted, it crushed her to find out the toothfairy is homeless and left some empties in a plastic bag in the garage for her.
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