Good revenge stories

Ouch, that hurts! Seriously, who wants to be friends. I don't go out to meet girls to be friends. Who needs more friends? Already have enough of a hard time keeping track with current ones.

The only acceptable friend is fuk-friend

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Buncha mamalukes, friends have friends. You Know?
 
Guy I worked with really ****** me off (mechanic), on my last day I rolled his box over to a steel beam, welded his drawers closed then welded it to the beam.

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Lol that's a good reminder.. When I was younger and not as wise to the ways of the world, I ended up stuck in the friend zone for a few months.. Got wise to it fast enough and started using her for "networking".. Went through a good number of lookers among her friends by the time she figured out the scam and cut off the source :cool:
 
A guy has been dating this girl for about 2 years. He has to leave and go on a family vacation which she cannot attend due to work commitments. While he is away she starts talking to the guy's ex best friend. Not conflict between the two guys, they re just not as close as they used to be. Anyway she talks to guy #2 with the intention (as clearly stated) to be casual f*** buddies. Guy2 agrees but unfortunately cannot see her until a time where her boyfriend is back in town (due to other commitments). Boyfriend comes back from vacation and receives a phone call from guy 2 telling him the intentions and conversations he shared with the girl.

The boyfriend sees his girl and acts normal. She's known to be frisky and offers that they should "do" it in the park when no one is there. So the time comes for action. He drives her to the park. They get naked and f***. She's about to reach her climax, he pulls out and jizzes on her back saying "eat my c** b****", changed quickly, took her clothes with him and ran to the car and drove off.

He came to my house with her clothes right after and I couldn't believe what I had heard....

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A guy has been dating this girl for about 2 years. He has to leave and go on a family vacation which she cannot attend due to work commitments. While he is away she starts talking to the guy's ex best friend. Not conflict between the two guys, they re just not as close as they used to be. Anyway she talks to guy #2 with the intention (as clearly stated) to be casual f*** buddies. Guy2 agrees but unfortunately cannot see her until a time where her boyfriend is back in town (due to other commitments). Boyfriend comes back from vacation and receives a phone call from guy 2 telling him the intentions and conversations he shared with the girl.

The boyfriend sees his girl and acts normal. She's known to be frisky and offers that they should "do" it in the park when no one is there. So the time comes for action. He drives her to the park. They get naked and f***. She's about to reach her climax, he pulls out and jizzes on her back saying "eat my c** b****", changed quickly, took her clothes with him and ran to the car and drove off.

He came to my house with her clothes right after and I couldn't believe what I had heard....

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Bah.. thats Stupid.. buddy should have just kept pushing the gf and seeing how far she'll go before breaking..

back door action, enough to deliver a nice pink Sock. maybe a cleaveland steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon..

or even a nice Strawberry Shortcake.

once she says no, dump the *****.
 
My friend had a guy on his street that would park over the sidewalk every day, he need to shimmy down the side of his car to get by somehow with his dog. After a few weeks like this he got fed up and then for a few days he would turn the doggie bag inside out into the inside of the door handle at 4/5am when he walked his dog. The person stopped parking over the sidewalk after that....
 
Bah.. thats Stupid.. buddy should have just kept pushing the gf and seeing how far she'll go before breaking..

back door action, enough to deliver a nice pink Sock. maybe a cleaveland steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon..

or even a nice Strawberry Shortcake.

once she says no, dump the *****.

When she says no you do the tony danza
 
I had a store owner try to beat me for 10 bucks on a 6/49 ticket by holding his thumb over the winning amount,crazy glue in the store lock cost him alot more than 10 bucks.
 
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