Yep.. That was the only time I've ever seen anyone puke it up. There were a couple of people who just couldn't sleep that night due to the amount of caffeine
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Yep.. That was the only time I've ever seen anyone puke it up. There were a couple of people who just couldn't sleep that night due to the amount of caffeine
Yep.. That was the only time I've ever seen anyone puke it up. There were a couple of people who just couldn't sleep that night due to the amount of caffeine
I would just hand them a loaded gun.
Yep.. That was the only time I've ever seen anyone puke it up. There were a couple of people who just couldn't sleep that night due to the amount of caffeine
I once had a psych teacher said when he was going through grad school, he know when there's enough coffee in the water when the spoon stands up
Yep.. That was the only time I've ever seen anyone puke it up. There were a couple of people who just couldn't sleep that night due to the amount of caffeine
I was able to get 2x the work done once that coffee was out of my system.
He did.
Lol nope. Didn't own any guns at the time and even if I did, I know how most Torontonians would freak if they'd see an uncased gun anywhere
I did a revenge bit a number of years ago when dealing with a huge monopolistic organization that demanded a sign up fee that was just a money grab. Since protesting was useless I paid it but shortly after got a service call from them.
During small talk with the flunky acting as my guide it came out that they didn't scrutinize invoices under a grand. Mine came in at $950.00. Anyone else would have paid about $500.00
During small talk with the flunky acting as my guide it came out that they didn't scrutinize invoices under a grand. Mine came in at $950.00. Anyone else would have paid about $500.00
I have an awesome revenge/karma story.
A few years ago, I went to Fear Fest with my brother and his friends. I was newly single and he told me there will be this little hottie attending and I should chat her up. Lets call her Rebecca. In my brothers group of friends, there's this typical guy who's known Rebecca for years and he's madly in love with her, everyone knows it but Rebecca's put him in the friend boat long ago. Lets call him Faggot.
Rebecca and I hit it off pretty well, we ended up getting separated from the group while heading to The Vortex from the Coke cooling station. We were walking ahead of everyone by around 100 feet, talking, getting to know one another when I heard running footsteps approaching and to my luck it was Faggot and he opens with:
Faggot: Hey guys!
Rebecca and I: Hi.....................
Faggot: What you guys talking about?
Rebecca and I look at each other and ignore the question and stop walking while we wait for everyone else at the base of the mountain. Awkward silence because this *uck head totally cock blocked me.
Fast forward to summer.
There's a house party, Rebecca and I have become good friends and neither one of us are interested in each other that way but we enjoy each others company. It's a beautiful Saturday night, I've brought my YZF-600R to the party along with a spare helmet just in case.
Since Faggot and Rebecca are friends and he's a safe guy, she came to the party with him. The party had just got started around 11pm when I see Rebecca hugging other friends and saying their good byes. I walk over to her and ask her where the hell she thinks she's going.
Rebecca: I came with Faggot and he has to go so he's going to drop me off at home.
Me: Do you have anything to do tomorrow?
Rebecca: No.
Me: Then stay, I'll drop you off at home.
Rebecca: But you came on your bike?
Me: I brought a spare helmet
Rebecca: OMG! REALLY?! OMG OMG OK HOLD ON!
Rebecca goes over to Faggot and tells him that she's going to stay and get a ride with me on my bike. Faggot looks at me from across the room with fire in his eyes. He can't say anything, he can't change his mind because he's told everyone he has to get up really early. He was looking forward to this quiet ride home in his new Inifniti G35 Coupe with Rebecca, but now the cock blocker has to go home all alone.
I walked over to Faggot with a big smile and said, "Have a good night bro, you'll be missed."
Took Rebecca home on the bike around 2am and no one missed Faggot.
A few years ago, I went to Fear Fest with my brother and his friends. I was newly single and he told me there will be this little hottie attending and I should chat her up. Lets call her Rebecca. In my brothers group of friends, there's this typical guy who's known Rebecca for years and he's madly in love with her, everyone knows it but Rebecca's put him in the friend boat long ago. Lets call him Faggot.
Rebecca and I hit it off pretty well, we ended up getting separated from the group while heading to The Vortex from the Coke cooling station. We were walking ahead of everyone by around 100 feet, talking, getting to know one another when I heard running footsteps approaching and to my luck it was Faggot and he opens with:
Faggot: Hey guys!
Rebecca and I: Hi.....................
Faggot: What you guys talking about?
Rebecca and I look at each other and ignore the question and stop walking while we wait for everyone else at the base of the mountain. Awkward silence because this *uck head totally cock blocked me.
Fast forward to summer.
There's a house party, Rebecca and I have become good friends and neither one of us are interested in each other that way but we enjoy each others company. It's a beautiful Saturday night, I've brought my YZF-600R to the party along with a spare helmet just in case.
Since Faggot and Rebecca are friends and he's a safe guy, she came to the party with him. The party had just got started around 11pm when I see Rebecca hugging other friends and saying their good byes. I walk over to her and ask her where the hell she thinks she's going.
Rebecca: I came with Faggot and he has to go so he's going to drop me off at home.
Me: Do you have anything to do tomorrow?
Rebecca: No.
Me: Then stay, I'll drop you off at home.
Rebecca: But you came on your bike?
Me: I brought a spare helmet
Rebecca: OMG! REALLY?! OMG OMG OK HOLD ON!
Rebecca goes over to Faggot and tells him that she's going to stay and get a ride with me on my bike. Faggot looks at me from across the room with fire in his eyes. He can't say anything, he can't change his mind because he's told everyone he has to get up really early. He was looking forward to this quiet ride home in his new Inifniti G35 Coupe with Rebecca, but now the cock blocker has to go home all alone.
I walked over to Faggot with a big smile and said, "Have a good night bro, you'll be missed."
Took Rebecca home on the bike around 2am and no one missed Faggot.
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I have an awesome revenge/karma story.
A few years ago, I went to Fear Fest with my brother and his friends. I was newly single and he told me there will be this little hottie attending and I should chat her up. Lets call her Rebecca. In my brothers group of friends, there's this typical guy who's known Rebecca for years and he's madly in love with her, everyone knows it but Rebecca's put him in the friend boat long ago. Lets call him Faggot.
Rebecca and I hit it off pretty well, we ended up getting separated from the group while heading to The Vortex from the Coke cooling station. We were walking ahead of everyone by around 100 feet, talking, getting to know one another when I heard running footsteps approaching and to my luck it was Faggot and he opens with:
Faggot: Hey guys!
Rebecca and I: Hi.....................
Faggot: What you guys talking about?
Rebecca and I look at each other and ignore the question and stop walking while we wait for everyone else at the base of the mountain. Awkward silence because this *uck head totally cock blocked me.
Fast forward to summer.
There's a house party, Rebecca and I have become good friends and neither one of us are interested in each other that way but we enjoy each others company. It's a beautiful Saturday night, I've brought my YZF-600R to the party along with a spare helmet just in case.
Since Faggot and Rebecca are friends and he's a safe guy, she came to the party with him. The party had just got started around 11pm when I see Rebecca hugging other friends and saying their good byes. I walk over to her and ask her where the hell she thinks she's going.
Rebecca: I came with Faggot and he has to go so he's going to drop me off at home.
Me: Do you have anything to do tomorrow?
Rebecca: No.
Me: Then stay, I'll drop you off at home.
Rebecca: But you came on your bike?
Me: I brought a spare helmet
Rebecca: OMG! REALLY?! OMG OMG OK HOLD ON!
Rebecca goes over to Faggot and tells him that she's going to stay and get a ride with me on my bike. Faggot looks at me from across the room with fire in his eyes. He can't say anything, he can't change his mind because he's told everyone he has to get up really early. He was looking forward to this quiet ride home in his new Inifniti G35 Coupe with Rebecca, but now the cock blocker has to go home all alone.
I walked over to Faggot with a big smile and said, "Have a good night bro, you'll be missed."
Took Rebecca home on the bike around 2am and no one missed Faggot.
Meh, interesting read, but not a good revenge story
I never cock blocked him.. and yes, I agree, always support a bro.
This is why I put revenge/karma, because it just so happened that everything went the way it did. I didn't do anything on my part, and this was over 4 years ago.. it's been long time.
Sativa Quemador
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that was a pointless story.. since neither of you banged her.
the only way that story ends well, is with you banging her over the hood of the G35.
the only way that story ends well, is with you banging her over the hood of the G35.
I'm sorry
Story would've ended better if you sucked faces in front of him or you get to bang her. Other than that, its just a high school experience, not a "good revenge story".
As was said, it was a good read though
PLau
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Ahahahaaaaa, I wonder how much time there was between his 2nd and 3rd msg
Dresden
Well-known member
:lmao: This right here. Virgins!
Like this?
Ouch, that hurts! Seriously, who wants to be friends. I don't go out to meet girls to be friends. Who needs more friends? Already have enough of a hard time keeping track with current ones.
