Hackandslash
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give us a joke please
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kickstartt
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HAHAHA
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
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killerkeith
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The best Pub's are Irish!
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place
called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third
drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place,
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks,
they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
"Did this actually happen to you?" the Englishman & Scotsman asked.
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place
called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third
drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place,
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks,
they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
"Did this actually happen to you?" the Englishman & Scotsman asked.
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
kickstartt
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"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
I know a guy married to a vegan chick. She can even smell it on him when he's eaten meat. Fortunately, he can get all the out of province jobs he can eat and you either eat the prime rib roast or starve to death up there
that is not the only thing he is eating out there ...
An elderly couple is at the doctors office for the husbands annual checkup....Doctor says he needs to do some further testing and will require a urine sample and a stool sample. The husband asks his wife, "What did he say?" His wife replies,"The doctor needs a pair of your underwear."
