give us a joke please
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oilycreek
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mmmnaked goes in to a bar, orders a drink, and see's a monkey behind the bar. He asks the bartender, "what's with the monkey"
the bartender replies "watch this" and he slaps the monkey in the head, the monkey gives him a blow job, mmmnaked says that's cool. The bartender asks mmmnaked if he wants to try and mmmnaked replies sure, but don't slap me as hard.
the bartender replies "watch this" and he slaps the monkey in the head, the monkey gives him a blow job, mmmnaked says that's cool. The bartender asks mmmnaked if he wants to try and mmmnaked replies sure, but don't slap me as hard.
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kickstartt
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3 really bad men are met by Satan , One of them cheats on his wife all the time , the other is an alcoholic and the third is a lazy pothead.. satan says to the cheater " I will give you a chioce, stop cheating on your wife or i'll lock you in one of hell's chamber's for life with a sexy supermodel!", The man excited takes satan's offer....
In the alcoholic's case satan says the same thing but this time the room r is filled with unlimited amount's of alcohol. The alcoholic is so happy he to takes the offer.....
The smokers offer is also the same but he gets unlimited amounts of weed and again the offer drives the smoker into one of the chambers....
Some time passes by and Satan decides to check in on his 3 friends.....When he opens the first door he finds the man screaming" O GOD I THINK I'M GAY!!!!, I cant take this anymore!! please please i'll stop cheating on my wife just get me out of here!!!!............... He opens the second door he finds the alcoholic sleeping in his own urine and the man says" I Quit drinking i cant take another sip!!, please get me out of here....
As Satan walks into the third room he looks suprised thinking to him self " Why is all the marijuana still here?!?!", The smoker curled up in a ball shaking side to side looks up at Satan and says " Do you have a LIGHTER!!!!!!!"
Can someone explain to me why the first 2 friends became good?
Sabex
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Doing the same thing constantly over and over again, and nothing else, tends to get boring? Would be my guess...
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killerkeith
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mmmnaked goes in to a bar, orders a drink, and see's a monkey behind the bar. He asks the bartender, "what's with the monkey"
the bartender replies "watch this" and he slaps the monkey in the head, the monkey gives him a blow job, mmmnaked says that's cool. The bartender asks mmmnaked if he wants to try and mmmnaked replies sure, but don't slap me as hard.
The only thing that joke was missing was an iphone
3 really bad men are met by Satan , One of them cheats on his wife all the time , the other is an alcoholic and the third is a lazy pothead.. satan says to the cheater " I will give you a chioce, stop cheating on your wife or i'll lock you in one of hell's chamber's for life with a sexy supermodel!", The man excited takes satan's offer....
In the alcoholic's case satan says the same thing but this time the room r is filled with unlimited amount's of alcohol. The alcoholic is so happy he to takes the offer.....
The smokers offer is also the same but he gets unlimited amounts of weed and again the offer drives the smoker into one of the chambers....
Some time passes by and Satan decides to check in on his 3 friends.....When he opens the first door he finds the man screaming" O GOD I THINK I'M GAY!!!!, I cant take this anymore!! please please i'll stop cheating on my wife just get me out of here!!!!............... He opens the second door he finds the alcoholic sleeping in his own urine and the man says" I Quit drinking i cant take another sip!!, please get me out of here....
As Satan walks into the third room he looks suprised thinking to him self " Why is all the marijuana still here?!?!", The smoker curled up in a ball shaking side to side looks up at Satan and says " Do you have a LIGHTER!!!!!!!"
Pothead jokes are the best. Funny thin is the same thing happened to me at 420. Forgot a lighter. FML.
Oh btw... Why is burning bad? He's probably the closest thing to an angel. Happy and hungry all the time.
