Cougars

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caboose483 said:
Cock **** balls *****!

Hmm.. Goin to the bicycle show on Sat.. might swing by and check it out. Yaris.. pfft...
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Was going to go Saturday, but my buddy who was going to go with me dyed his hair on Monday. It turned orange. He shaved his head. Now he doesn't want to go out in public, so we'll be drinking beers in the garage instead.
 
Someone needs to dig up that old Freestyle thread for a classic example of what a cougar is.
 
Wow, according to what the general consensus is I am a cougar big time! Haha!!
I was actually asking for my Aunt, she asked me the age and I really didn't know.
Most of my friends are much younger and they are always telling me I am not a cougar, but I think it is because they don't want to be considered cougars when they are my age...women are funny.
What is a silverback? I thought that was a type of gorilla...
 
FullMotoJacket said:
+1

I think you should volunteer to take the hit and start cursing like a drunken sailor. caboose and I would, but we're both on perma-thin ice.

Mini thread-jack:

Tim - drove by your old place last night on my way home. There was a cute little Yaris in the driveway. The transformation is complete.
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Me? I'm a good girl. plus any swearing gets ****ing ****ed out. it's more how the ship is steered onto the "rocks" if you know what i mean.
 
A ginger cougar?

I'm curious and terrified at the same time. I'm sure you're a demon in the sack but I assume that post-lovin you'd devour my soul. May or may not be worth it.
 
FullMotoJacket said:
Was going to go Saturday, but my buddy who was going to go with me dyed his hair on Monday. It turned orange. He shaved his head. Now he doesn't want to go out in public, so we'll be drinking beers in the garage instead.
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tell him to wear a hat... it's the in thing, new guy at work was called "toque guy" because he always wore one like a guy should have a condom on a date. also i hadn't told any anyone his name.
 
Red695 said:
Wow, according to what the general consensus is I am a cougar big time! Haha!!
I was actually asking for my Aunt, she asked me the age and I really didn't know.
Most of my friends are much younger and they are always telling me I am not a cougar, but I think it is because they don't want to be considered cougars when they are my age...women are funny.
What is a silverback? I thought that was a type of gorilla...
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i've not heard this silverback term either i would figure that would apply to a guy than a girl, specially how an older guys hair lines are prone to migrating
 
FullMotoJacket said:
Was going to go Saturday, but my buddy who was going to go with me dyed his hair on Monday. It turned orange. He shaved his head. Now he doesn't want to go out in public, so we'll be drinking beers in the garage instead.
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...you know, your buddy should realize that shaving one's head isn't all that bad...this isn't the 70's anymore, shaved heads are considered de rigeuer in some social circles...

Lol.
 
CruisnGrrl said:
i've not heard this silverback term either i would figure that would apply to a guy than a girl, specially how an older guys hair lines are prone to migrating
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Silverback = much older male cruising for much younger ladies e.g. someone in their 50s looking for lolitas in their 20s.
 
caboose483 said:
A ginger cougar?

I'm curious and terrified at the same time. I'm sure you're a demon in the sack but I assume that post-lovin you'd devour my soul. May or may not be worth it.
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The Testarossa that hosts 16:9 on Global looks like she'd be fun.
 
Cougars FTW lol..lets cut to the chase though, if OP likes to wheel and deal with younger men who are at least 10-15 years younger shes a coug
 
CruisnGrrl said:
golf balls and garden hoses...
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I could Google that, or you could give me a detailed explanation here. I'd hazard a guess the detailed explanation here would hasten the thread's eventual migration to TT.
 
40+ for sure. 30 - 40 range depends on combination of attitude and looks. 55 - 60+ I think you're getting into mountain goat territory.
 
caboose483 said:
A ginger cougar?

I'm curious and terrified at the same time. I'm sure you're a demon in the sack but I assume that post-lovin you'd devour my soul. May or may not be worth it.
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What?!? Devour your soul? Of course it would be worth it!
Besides, it's not not my fault I was born without a soul...
 
I don't know about young guys though. I hear they have lots of stamina...but do they know what they are doing?
 
Red695 said:
I have had 19-21 yr olds hitting on me ( I am mid 30's) like mad lately and it is because they think I am dtf? Even with wedding rings on? What is with men these days?
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As the reasoning centres of the brain don't fully develop until roughly the age of 25, 19-21 year olds aren't men, they're just older boys. They think they're men, but they're not...
 
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