cbcanada
Banned
The best part of waking up is not folgers in you cup... Its the fact chuck norris didnt kill you while u were sleeping
Lets do some chuck jokes!!!!
Lets do some chuck jokes!!!!
Chuck Norris
- Thread starter cbcanada
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
ReaImDown
Well-known member
Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940.
Party Pooper.
Vin Diesel rearranged = "I End Lives"
kickstartt
Well-known member
chuck norris doesnt do push up, he pushes the earth down
DarylinAjax
Well-known member
Every time you say "nobody's perfect", you insult Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throw's down
