cbcanada Banned Feb 27, 2012 #1 The best part of waking up is not folgers in you cup... Its the fact chuck norris didnt kill you while u were sleeping Lets do some chuck jokes!!!!
The best part of waking up is not folgers in you cup... Its the fact chuck norris didnt kill you while u were sleeping Lets do some chuck jokes!!!!
cbcanada Banned Feb 27, 2012 #3 What do you call the pyle of dead ninjas in Chucks front lawn? Broke back mountain!
cbcanada Banned Feb 27, 2012 #4 When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks underneath his bed for chuck norris
DaveTheCanuck Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 27, 2012 #5 cbcanada said: What do you call the pyle of dead ninjas in Chucks front lawn? Broke back mountain! Click to expand... http://instantostrich.com/
cbcanada said: What do you call the pyle of dead ninjas in Chucks front lawn? Broke back mountain! Click to expand... http://instantostrich.com/
Baggsy Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #6 Whenever I think of Chuck Norris, I think of that fight with Bruce Lee.
jeffjones Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #9 Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, Too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, Too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
ReaImDown Well-known member Feb 28, 2012 #10 --- I am here: http://tapatalk.com/map.php?fyq4pg - Randy
jay-d Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #11 ReaImDown said: View attachment 27493 --- I am here: http://tapatalk.com/map.php?fyq4pg - Randy Click to expand... I like this one better.
ReaImDown said: View attachment 27493 --- I am here: http://tapatalk.com/map.php?fyq4pg - Randy Click to expand... I like this one better.
jay-d Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #12 Josh01 said: View attachment 27491 Click to expand... Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940.
jeffjones Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #13 jay-d said: Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940. Click to expand... Party Pooper.
Baggsy Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #14 [video=youtube;4HTj_CSQ3Xk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HTj_CSQ3Xk[/video]
jay-d Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #15 jeffjones said: Party Pooper. Click to expand... I am the ashamed
R rutakin Well-known member Feb 28, 2012 #16 jay-d said: I am the ashamed Click to expand... Chuck Norris had the first man card but Vin Desel took it away.
jay-d said: I am the ashamed Click to expand... Chuck Norris had the first man card but Vin Desel took it away.
jay-d Well-known member Site Supporter Feb 28, 2012 #17 rutakin said: Chuck Norris had the first man card but Vin Desel took it away. Click to expand... Vin Diesel rearranged = "I End Lives"
rutakin said: Chuck Norris had the first man card but Vin Desel took it away. Click to expand... Vin Diesel rearranged = "I End Lives"
kickstartt Well-known member Feb 28, 2012 #18 chuck norris doesnt do push up, he pushes the earth down
D DarylinAjax Well-known member Feb 28, 2012 #19 Every time you say "nobody's perfect", you insult Chuck Norris.