1. One saturday i was at this red light on Church street. two girls were sitting in front of a cafe or something. one of them was smiling big and waiving at me, so i opened my tinted visor so that we could see each other in the eyes. Then we started yelling:
her: OMG you are so sexy!
me: Thanks.
her: what??
me:THANKS!!!
her: you are so hot!!! will you marry me???
me: i will!!!
her: (all excited and gave me "come here" motion) come come! gimme your phone number!!!
me: ugh... next time...
her: ugh.....
when the green light was back on, I tried my best to gun it fast and loud while make it all look effortless so that i could be extra sexy for her... ugh i was actually debating if i should pull over... well, next time...
2. I was on my very first ride out on the road, doing 50... this young guy slowed down to my speed in the lane beside me, let down the window, smiled at me and said hi. I gave him a quick and impassive look, and he took off. Dude! i wanted to talk to you but it was my very first ride and i was all nervous and had to keep my eyes on the road! next time! promise!