Okay, I may have started this thread just yesterday, but I swear to god the following was completely true and unsolicited:
Tonight at 1130pm I ride up to a light going southbound at Bathurst & Dundas W. I am waiting behind a few cars and in my mirror I notice a group of twentysomething girls walking up behind me moving in the same direction. I hear someone say "hey, nice bike". At that point one complete hottie in a black lycra top and short grey skirt walks directly over from the sidewalk, stands right in front of me and says:
"Can I have a ride on your bike?".
As I am generally extremely quick-witted and eloquent in these situations, I quickly retorted
"ahhhhhh, ummmmm, errrrr, do you have a helmet?"
She smiled with a mischievous twinkle and softly said:
"How about I wear yours, and you wear NOTHING...?"
So of course I immediately popped the clutch, did a wheelie, stalled the bike, dropped the bike, picked it up and squealed off in third gear, and smiled ear-to-ear for over an hour.
Okay, the last sentence in the story is may be a bit spurious...but the rest completely true
Tonight at 1130pm I ride up to a light going southbound at Bathurst & Dundas W. I am waiting behind a few cars and in my mirror I notice a group of twentysomething girls walking up behind me moving in the same direction. I hear someone say "hey, nice bike". At that point one complete hottie in a black lycra top and short grey skirt walks directly over from the sidewalk, stands right in front of me and says:
"Can I have a ride on your bike?".
As I am generally extremely quick-witted and eloquent in these situations, I quickly retorted
"ahhhhhh, ummmmm, errrrr, do you have a helmet?"
She smiled with a mischievous twinkle and softly said:
"How about I wear yours, and you wear NOTHING...?"
So of course I immediately popped the clutch, did a wheelie, stalled the bike, dropped the bike, picked it up and squealed off in third gear, and smiled ear-to-ear for over an hour.
Okay, the last sentence in the story is may be a bit spurious...but the rest completely true