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Best Compliment?

When women grab their children and run inside their house, that's respect.
 
i was waiting for a friend at yorkdale mall and these two chubby semi fat chicks come by and one says thats a hot bike can i sit on it?

so i said you can sit on anything you like mama! anyways to make a long story short... she and her friend end up blowing me between two parked cars. just then the alarm clock rang....

Are you serious??????? Wow.... How did it work out for ur friend that u were waiting for... 4some at the end???

Good for u by the way.
 
I think you might have missed the joke. You might want to read it again from its INCEPTION :)
 
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me. First of all, I’m a pretty average-looking guy, and my bike is pretty crappy, but there was this one girl...
 
I was sitting at the intersection on Yonge & North York Blvd when a dude on a unicycle rode down the crosswalk and gave me a nod. I returned the nod.

Felt so ****ing street. The unis know what's good.

Lmfao!

I dont know what was wrong with me yesterday, but i accidentally nodded to a lil scooter... The worst part is he didnt even return the nod... He was too cool for my ninja 250... I wanted to bang my head against a wall so bad...
 
I think you might have missed the joke. You might want to read it again from its INCEPTION :)

Haha ok i totally missed the last sentence... Its still too early for me lol! But why were u dreaming abt two chubby semi fat girls? Is it what u like?

Edit: by u i meant the dreamer...
 
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Haha ok i totally missed the last sentence... Its still too early for me lol! But why were u dreaming abt two chubby semi fat girls? Is it what u like?

Edit: by u i meant the dreamer...

daym right it is !!!! :)

chubby girls need love to!

so hook me up if u know some,,, i got fresh bait and new poons..

ready to hit the high seas!
 
daym right it is !!!! :)

chubby girls need love to!

so hook me up if u know some,,, i got fresh bait and new poons..

ready to hit the high seas!

Man they are not hard to find! just wait in front of any macdonald's for 10 mins. fast food places are definitely your high seas. I'm serious. be careful though. hope you can swim.
 
Lmfao!

I dont know what was wrong with me yesterday, but i accidentally nodded to a lil scooter... The worst part is he didnt even return the nod... He was too cool for my ninja 250... I wanted to bang my head against a wall so bad...

Maybe he didn't see your lil bike.
 
yesterday went to see a friend. his kids came out and shouted... its a sick bike. they named it*Bumblebee. when i was leaving and started it up, kids shout "whoa!" and the oldest one says i want one! lol felt sorry for my friend cuz he has hidden his past about having a bike back in the day to his kids because he doesnt want them to be on a bike. but i was grinning ear to ear inside my helmet.
 
Was on a ride to wasaga with a friend on her brand new cbr600rr. Bikes parked next to each other and we were eating lunch on a patio. Had a few people stopping to check out the bikes, but my fz6 was the one that got circled while the CBR was basically ignored. Thought it was funny.

I used to get that with the TL1000S every now again, no matter what it was parked next to.

With the Superduke it happens ALL the time, it comes down to riding something different. PD13 last year was funny watching people try to figure out what it was.

I get the sick bike thing a lot but what does it for me is riding along, blipping the throttle, kids crying, people running for cover, car alarms going off... and the riders in the area giving me the thumbs up.

Truth be told I love rolling out of a parking garage with a symphony of car alarms going off behind me.
 
Did u wave with one or two fingers?
 
oh come on guys I just looked in here and what do I see...it's lunchtime...ok..clear your mind nice happy thoughts..:laughing9:
 

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