you CHEATING son-of-a-*****!!!!

killerkeith said:
The moment married with 3 kids becomes attractive to the GTAM female population, watch out Cat! ;)
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Haha sucker :).
Trust me Keith being single sucks. No one home waiting for you, so you have so much free time to ride and hang out with your buds.
No warm dinners when you get home so dinner and beers every night at the local pub.
No piece at night that your used to do it has to be some strange every other night.
No one to share your money with and yell at you for leaving seat up and eating on the couch.
It's not easy being single :).
 
I was not in that class.
 
boooya said:
Haha sucker :).
Trust me Keith being single sucks. No one home waiting for you, so you have so much free time to ride and hang out with your buds.
No warm dinners when you get home so dinner and beers every night at the local pub.
No piece at night that your used to do it has to be some strange every other night.
No one to share your money with and yell at you for leaving seat up and eating on the couch.
It's not easy being single :).
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Hey don't discount the wonderful food and laundry service I get. It's been going on 8 years since I washed my own underwear.

What I don't miss about being single...

Pregnancy scares
psycho break up scenes
property damage as a result of a break up
Thousands invested in free drinks & food
Pretending to be interested in what they have to say for hours
 
Cat is beautiful.

tho for some reason when i looked at the avatar I always thought she was sitting at a drum set.
 
killerkeith said:
Hey don't discount the wonderful food and laundry service I get. It's been going on 8 years since I washed my own underwear.

What I don't miss about being single...

Pregnancy scares
psycho break up scenes
property damage as a result of a break up
Thousands invested in free drinks & food
Pretending to be interested in what they have to say for hours
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Get fixed.
Get them to break up with you.
It's 2012, split the bill.
What else you got?
 
Jeeze, I took a couple hours off here and there is so much leg humping in this thread, its gotta be the Big Leg humper of 2012.

I have a feeling its even bigger than Port Dover
 
RockerGuy said:
Jeeze, I took a couple hours off here and there is so much leg humping in this thread, its gotta be the Big Leg humper of 2012.

I have a feeling its even bigger than Port Dover
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That's what she said!
 
boooya said:
Get fixed.
Get them to break up with you.
It's 2012, split the bill.
What else you got?
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Meeting her friends only to find out she's the ugly one, leaving you unable to bang her friends (unless she has frienemies, but by that point who cares)
Constant strip club visits to appease married friends.
Roofie accusations.
 
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