Hello 911,
There's a mentally unstable women who stopped her car in the middle of the parking lot aisle and ran over screaming obscenities at our family. I've asked her to kindly leave us alone, but she insists on getting in our faces and she's woken my three year old daughter. Her license plate is ...
Best solution... Bonus points for it most likely taking a cop off highway robbery duty and having him do his job for a little while