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killerkeith

killerkeith

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Warning: This thread contains chauvinistic attitudes towards women.

I'm happy to report my plan to get my wife active again has worked. I starting my own running program 3 months ago and 180km and 12lbs later, my wife finally got off the couch last night and ran her first 3km in about 7 months. I did it without having to tell her "get your lazy *** off the couch and burn a f-ing calorie." Looks like I'm finally maturing.

I'm taking suggestions for changing her attitude on doing hair and make up more than just once a week and improved cooking and cleaning skills. She tried cooking a roast on Sunday which almost made me physically sick. It was like the oven wasn't even on or something.


Thanks in advance.

Keith
 
Holy **** dude that's harsh to talk about your wife that way.

I used to have trouble bringing things like that up in a relationship, but now I just say it how it is, and it usually goes better than expected, especially when it's warranted.

A woman should take care of herself no matter what, because lets be honest you didn't chat her up the first time because of her winning personality

The way I view it is the way you meet a person should be the minimum requirement for upkeep. If you meet a girl at 110lbs, size 2 waist or whatever then 1 or 2 years later I expect to be with a girl who is 110 lbs with size 2 waist.

Since I hit the gym like 6 times a week I have a similar expectation for any woman if that's whats necessary to maintain the shape.
 
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"
Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started…

My wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
So I said, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started…
 
A co worker told me his wife proudly announced to him that she lost 5 lbs.He took a peek behind her and said,"found em!" They are divorced now.True story.
 
I approve of this thread, and the OP's attitude.

My girlfriend and I were eating soup, and she spilt some on her shirt.
She says, "God, I look like a pig.."
I retort, "Yes, and you spilt some soup on yourself too."

We should get together, have a few beers discussing their short comings, ways we could tame them more efficently, then have them clean up after us as we depart to a gentlemen's club.
 
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CruiserGoneSport said:
Geez, she is out of shape. ;)
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She was really out of shape when I signed her up for a 5km run in April. She dropped 10lbs in 6 weeks of training for the race and was well on her way to a fit, healthy lifestyle but as soon as the race was done so was the training. The weight returned soon after. She's back to square 1 again (30lbs over weight). Keep in mind she was an athlete all her adult life and attended Cornell U on a hockey scholarship so there are some skills here. She got injured in a soccer game 3 days before our wedding and hasn't played any organized sports since except for one summer after our son was born 5yrs ago.
 
This thread is awesome. One of my old gfs was getting on the porky side after 5 months with little to no make up on. I decided to be honest with her and tell her "If you should fix yourself up... I'm just going to find someone better. She laughed thinking I was joking until she saw me a few weeks later with one of her friends.
 
killerkeith said:
I'm taking suggestions for changing her attitude on doing hair and make up more than just once a week Keith
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She does it once a week? damm lucky guy!
 
Freestyle72 said:
The way I view it is the way you meet a person should be the minimum requirement for upkeep. .
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:lmao:

You are in for a lonely life. We'll talk in a few years
 
Hey, as long as there are mutual expectations of both husband and wife, I don't see the problem. My fiancee and I have an agreement: we *absolutely* will be completely honest if we think someone is packing on a few too many pounds. So far it's been working - almost 9 years into the relationship and we're still the same shape and size we were when we first met.
 
Have you tried hitting her?

*runs for cover*
 
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