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Why are hardcore Toronto bicyclists ******-bags?

markopas

markopas

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Do thess guys have a ****ing deathwish - sersiously?

I was on my way in to work and was making a left down a one way - proceeded when it was safe to do so but before I did, having to wait for traffic a bicyclist blazing down King past all the other cyclists and decides to cut in front to make a right on to the same street, he had the right of way so I waited before proceeding. As he makes his hi-speed right, he goes wide and left (which is fine and figured he would) and I would then go to the right of him giving us both enough space not to impede. All of the sudden, he cuts back into my track even though the street is extra-wide and looks back and slows off to the side and starts cussing and yelling at me.. (not that I could hear anything from my v-twin+termi's and me listening to my radio at the same time) so I yell back to pick a ****ing side, I then blazed past him till I got to the end of the street and parked the bike, got off and gave him a look to see if he would say or do anything.

Bitches be crazy, because I know if he would've done something I would've given his *** a beat down if he were to confront and start ****, but I'm not that kind of person unless prevoked to do so.

So my question of the day.. WTF is wrong with these people??

/end rant
 
Bah, that's a mild one, some of those couriers are total freaks.
You should have grabbed his handlebar end and steered him into a fire hydrant... :rolleyes: wait a second....didn't someone allready do that? :D

Ok, heres my only experience with the rude bike guy >
First week in Toronto, starting up my business, driving down queen st in a 97 vette with the roof off.
At the lights the bike dude pulls up next to me and uses the car as a leaning post with his greasy *** gloves on my fresh wax job.
My business partner Mike sticks his head up and politely says "do you mind dude?"
Guy says "no i don't"
Well that pushed his button good, so he tells the guy " i'll give you 2 seconds to get your slimy hand off the hood or i'm gonna break this snowbrush over your head"
I look over and notice he has found my snowbrush behind the seat, now we aren't talking about that cheezee 5$ wood thing, this was my ultra deeluxe model engineered by nasa, cost me a bunch!!
Of course the guy says "f-off", huge mistake on his part, Mike jumps up onto the seat out of the T roof and absolutely bends the aluminum shaft over the guys helmet and shoves him over cause he's still clipped into his pedals.
We both laugh like hell, then i burned about 1/2 of rubber off in his face.
:cool:
 
lol, awesome, i like ur style

Alot of those cyclists got some serious attitude problems.

The Pedastrians are next on the list.
 
AGAVE said:
Bah, that's a mild one, some of those couriers are total freaks.
You should have grabbed his handlebar end and steered him into a fire hydrant... :rolleyes: wait a second....didn't someone allready do that? :D

Ok, heres my only experience with the rude bike guy >
First week in Toronto, starting up my business, driving down queen st in a 97 vette with the roof off.
At the lights the bike dude pulls up next to me and uses the car as a leaning post with his greasy *** gloves on my fresh wax job.
My business partner Mike sticks his head up and politely says "do you mind dude?"
Guy says "no i don't"
Well that pushed his button good, so he tells the guy " i'll give you 2 seconds to get your slimy hand off the hood or i'm gonna break this snowbrush over your head"
I look over and notice he has found my snowbrush behind the seat, now we aren't talking about that cheezee 5$ wood thing, this was my ultra deeluxe model engineered by nasa, cost me a bunch!!
Of course the guy says "f-off", huge mistake on his part, Mike jumps up onto the seat out of the T roof and absolutely bends the aluminum shaft over the guys helmet and shoves him over cause he's still clipped into his pedals.
We both laugh like hell, then i burned about 1/2 of rubber off in his face.
:cool:
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Lol, did the police came looking for him

Sent from my phone using my paws
 
Cyslists are their own worst enemies..they want respect from people but don't do anything to garner any. I've been a cyclist for years and mostly hate other cyclists..I really don't care when one of them gets run over..I'm amazed more of them don't end up under trucks with all the ********* things they do. It's a testament to the patience and understanding of motorists quite frankly..and that's saying something!
 
I've seen 2 cyclists blocking a 2 lane road (1 each direction) and wouldn't budge while I was driving. I pass them and they finger me.

Normal cyclists I find, aren't too bad, from what I've experienced. It's those Lance Armstrong wannabes that I've seen are very ****** like.
 
Meanwhile there is another thread at GTAbicycle complaining about motorists. : P

There should be real bike lanes for bicycles, Toronto sucks for getting around on a bike. While I'm at it I'd like to wish for less traffic and better public transit too.
 
moarmoto said:
I've seen 2 cyclists blocking a 2 lane road (1 each direction) and wouldn't budge while I was driving. I pass them and they finger me.

Normal cyclists I find, aren't too bad, from what I've experienced. It's those Lance Armstrong wannabes that I've seen are very ****** like.
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The sundress and hemp sandal wearing hipsters are worse just cause they're so damn oblivious.
 
Being a hardcore cyclist is trending.

Every wannabe that's too old to be Emo is a hipster with a fixie.

W.G.E.
 
D23 said:
Being a hardcore cyclist is trending.

Every wannabe that's too old to be Emo is a hipster with a fixie.

W.G.E.
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i can watch ur signature all day... @_@! awesome!
 
I like downtown.
I like how the cyclists downtown use the same blocking position on the right lane too even though there is a cycle lane reserved for them.
I like how my bike is silent at idle and it bangs when it's gassed.
What I love is my pipes being on the right side, passing them and seeing their face and swerving in my right hand mirror. haahha

Now I need one of these bad boys.
[video=youtube;ZdDxjge5hmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY[/video]
 
I've been a downtown cyclist for over 20 years and there are a lot more cars and cyclists now than before. I have to say overall, drivers' attitudes towards bicycles have stayed the same or even improved while cyclists' attitudes have gone to hell. It's extremely rare that I get honked or yelled at by a motorist so I must be doing something right. Just throwing up a hand signal while changing lanes or turning helps so much, drivers always give me space if I do that. But I guess hand signals are so uncool that few would be caught performing such a bourgeois act.
 
AGAVE said:
Bah, that's a mild one, some of those couriers are total freaks.
You should have grabbed his handlebar end and steered him into a fire hydrant... :rolleyes: wait a second....didn't someone allready do that? :D

Ok, heres my only experience with the rude bike guy >
First week in Toronto, starting up my business, driving down queen st in a 97 vette with the roof off.
At the lights the bike dude pulls up next to me and uses the car as a leaning post with his greasy *** gloves on my fresh wax job.
My business partner Mike sticks his head up and politely says "do you mind dude?"
Guy says "no i don't"
Well that pushed his button good, so he tells the guy " i'll give you 2 seconds to get your slimy hand off the hood or i'm gonna break this snowbrush over your head"
I look over and notice he has found my snowbrush behind the seat, now we aren't talking about that cheezee 5$ wood thing, this was my ultra deeluxe model engineered by nasa, cost me a bunch!!
Of course the guy says "f-off", huge mistake on his part, Mike jumps up onto the seat out of the T roof and absolutely bends the aluminum shaft over the guys helmet and shoves him over cause he's still clipped into his pedals.
We both laugh like hell, then i burned about 1/2 of rubber off in his face.
:cool:
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since when did 97 Vettes have t-roofs?
 
LannyNguyen said:
I like downtown.
I like how the cyclists downtown use the same blocking position on the right lane too even though there is a cycle lane reserved for them.
I like how my bike is silent at idle and it bangs when it's gassed.
What I love is my pipes being on the right side, passing them and seeing their face and swerving in my right hand mirror. haahha

Now I need one of these bad boys.
[video=youtube;ZdDxjge5hmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY[/vide]
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Hahahaha, was there a gun rack in the back there? I believe that was the Medic with his truck, lol
 
LannyNguyen said:
I like downtown.
I like how the cyclists downtown use the same blocking position on the right lane too even though there is a cycle lane reserved for them.
I like how my bike is silent at idle and it bangs when it's gassed.
What I love is my pipes being on the right side, passing them and seeing their face and swerving in my right hand mirror. haahha

Now I need one of these bad boys.
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Hahaha, that'll teach those ******* think twice before they're out for a healthy ride out in nature...
 
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It's the holier than thow, eco-morality that comes with non-petroleum based transportation. For them traffic lights also only apply to combustion engines.

Wait till that new bike courier movie comes out next month....it'll be their "fast and the furious"...count 10 years and wait for the 172 equivellent to hit the push bike culture.
 
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