Whats your best BIKE RELATED pickup lines ?

[LannyNguyen]

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On another note, I definitely know today's sunshine girl but LOL @ age 25. She was pretty much my former gym's signature MILF along with another chick. There is absolutely NO WAY she's 25.

lol They sometimes don't put real age on the papers anyways. Try modelmayhem and their ages should be on there.

 

[AngelEyez]

I'm kind of a big deal on GTAM.

:lmao:

 

[Roasted]

lol They sometimes don't put real age on the papers anyways. Try modelmayhem and their ages should be on there.

I haven't creeped ModelMayhem in a long time.....it was fun sometimes putting in your ZIP Code in a search and doing something like a 10KM radius search for models and than finding all the "aspiring models" in your area. Chances are a couple delusional average looking chicks you know pop up with their cringe worthy "sexy" photos. Usually good for some laughs.

 

[carboncat]

Rules:
It has to be directly related to/using your rides
MUST be usable in random situations in your daily lives when you see a hot chick (or dude for the ladies) and must have them... over for coffee.

Lets put our wits and heads together and take advantage of our collective creativity for a very useful and practical cause lol

put something exciting between your legs!
lets go for a ride.
/ thread.

 

[RockerGuy]

Ted bundy style? Bag over head works well too

Yeh, but then you gotta gag em or chloroform them....

Who needs lines when you got a killer set of blue eyes...

Thats racist


Sent from my phone using my paws

 

[kickstartt]

I've got something for u in the back of my car/trunk
works gauranteed, escape proof

 

[daisoman]

I've got something for u in the back of my car/trunk
works gauranteed, escape proof

Problem is most cars now a days have that stupid escape handle.

 

[kickstartt]

Problem is most cars now a days have that stupid escape handle.

get something from the '90s and older

 

[rutakin]

I haven't creeped ModelMayhem in a long time.....it was fun sometimes putting in your ZIP Code in a search and doing something like a 10KM radius search for models and than finding all the "aspiring models" in your area. Chances are a couple delusional average looking chicks you know pop up with their cringe worthy "sexy" photos. Usually good for some laughs.

thanks for that suggestion... there's lots of 18-23 year old hotties in durham... DAYMMMMM!

 

[RockerGuy]

I've got something for u in the back of my car/trunk
works gauranteed, escape proof

Just watch the first 20 sec

[video=youtube;PaNYOeeNY7M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaNYOeeNY7M[/video]

 

[meme]

Best bike related pickup line?


Said to photog after crashing in front of him in turn 2......"dammit filip quit snapping pics and come help me pick this up"....

Prob wasn't what you meant by a pick up eh?

 

[kickstartt]

Just watch the first 20 sec

[video=youtube;PaNYOeeNY7M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaNYOeeNY7M[/video]

LOL, which movie is this from?



Not mean to go off topic, here's another one - I can get u to work in 1/3 the time it takes u on the ttc~

 

[daisoman]

LOL, which movie is this from?



Not mean to go off topic, here's another one - I can get u to work in 1/3 the time it takes u on the ttc~

Analyze this

 

[skapan]

Does my lambskin seat cover smell like chloroform to you?

 

[ashkan]

"My name is killerkeith. I'm kind of a big deal on GTAM."

Works every time.

60% of the times, works every time

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