Whats your best BIKE RELATED pickup lines ?

espro said:
Is it the fact that you talked to her drunk that makes you a creepo, or is the fact that two years later you're recalling this story with many more details about who she is and where to find her? :lol:
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Actually what made me a creep is this:

Saturday-Sunday in Columbus, Ohio, USA : She's working as a model at the Musclemag booth....I'm good with faces so I remember her...I must have walked by that booth like 20 times and even snapped a few pics that she's in.

Couple days later in Toronto: Walk into a Sushi place on King Street with my Sis. She's picking up an order......didn't talk to her cause I wasn't sure where I saw her before at first but after she left it clicked.

Couple more days later: She's the Sunshine girl in the Toronto, Sun

Couple more days later I'm at Century room on a Friday or Saturday night getting loaded. Spot her Go go dancing and I'm like WTF? Is this real life?

Later that night she was off stage walking around and I walked up to her, but I was completely hammered at this point and chances are I said something like. "OH hey, I saw you in Columbus, Ohio last weekend, and in the Toronto, Sun last Wednesday..........oh, and also saw you at a Sushi place on King street on Tuesday"

Of course it was all coincidence but If someone said that to me I'd file a restraining order. :D

^This is why I vividly remember her.....really really ****ed up coincidence after ****ed up coincidence. Maybe she was stalking me? lol
 
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I once said to this hot blonde Hey there I thought you should know that I can wheelie....... She said why would I care???? I said according to cosmo woman love a man that can get it up
 
^ does it say "free candy" on the side?
 
daisoman said:
I pick up girls on my unmarked white van. No lines needed
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I havent evolve, i still use a club to the head

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Off topic but the Van comment reminded me of this
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Chaos said:
While not that direct, my scooter got me more love than my bike does now.
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Guess scooters are more female friendly. They(mostly) prefer a comfy leisurely ride to an aggressive seating position and higher speeds. Then again the ones who like fast rides are the ones who pay off ;)
 
Not that I think I'm too good for it, or anything, but I try not to use my bike as a crutch just because it sells itself. Usually it's something that they find out about me after the fact (unless I work with them).

Imo, almost every girl wants to ride a motorcycle. Whether or not they're interested in you is actually a different story. I think it makes an excellent (first) date, though:
- 1) You can tell them not to wear too much makeup so it doesn't get all over the helmet (now you know what they actually look like)
- 2) It doesn't matter what you do or where you go, they're enjoying it the whole time
- 3) You can stop off somewhere nice at the end to get to know them
- 4) It's good if they're scared the whole time (even though I ride like a granny with a 2up)
- 5) They're horny by the time you drop them off
- 6) It's a date that sticks in their mind and they don't physically forget it since they're usually sore all week from the uncomfortable seat/using their legs

Hahaha Roasted, I got another one for your list: I think she might also be a bottle server at Cinema. It's meant to be, bro.
 
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Roasted said:
By the way, this chick is from Toronto. She go go dances at Century Room. She was also working the Musclemag/American Curves booth at the Arnold classic a couple of years back. I talked to her once but I was EXTREMELY drunk at the time and can't remember what I said......she probably thinks I'm a creepo lol.
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She's jellybean. :p I know her too.
 
Who needs lines when you got a killer set of blue eyes...
 
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