Whats your best BIKE RELATED pickup lines ?

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Rules:
It has to be directly related to/using your rides
MUST be usable in random situations in your daily lives when you see a hot chick (or dude for the ladies) and must have them... over for coffee.

Lets put our wits and heads together and take advantage of our collective creativity for a very useful and practical cause lol
 
Sorry dude, I aint sharing my pickup lines with u

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Standing next to/close to your ride:

"Hey baby, I would give you a ride but I don't have a jacket for you. Are you cool with riding without any protection." ;)

"Hey baby, you look like the kind of girl that likes playing with fast, dangerous, and powerful toys! ;) *point at self* Oh, were you looking at my ride?" *smirk*

*Point at your ride* "I call her 'Rocket'." *place hands near crotch to be suggestive* "Would you like a ride on my 'Rocket'?"


Guaranteed to work every time, half the time.
 
Kargo93 said:
[video=youtube;3mhd0bZmX-A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mhd0bZmX-A[/video]
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By the way, this chick is from Toronto. She go go dances at Century Room. She was also working the Musclemag/American Curves booth at the Arnold classic a couple of years back. I talked to her once but I was EXTREMELY drunk at the time and can't remember what I said......she probably thinks I'm a creepo lol.
 
There was a similar thread that was posted on this forum regarding pick up lines and it too got filthy answers....

must there be another one up again so soon? Seriously??
 
Roasted said:
By the way, this chick is from Toronto. She go go dances at Century Room. She was also working the Musclemag/American Curves booth at the Arnold classic a couple of years back. I talked to her once but I was EXTREMELY drunk at the time and can't remember what I said......she probably thinks I'm a creepo lol.
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I once drop some chick home & told me she was a go go dancer. I asked her, u a stripper?

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Roasted said:
By the way, this chick is from Toronto. She go go dances at Century Room. She was also working the Musclemag/American Curves booth at the Arnold classic a couple of years back. I talked to her once but I was EXTREMELY drunk at the time and can't remember what I said......she probably thinks I'm a creepo lol.
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I know the dude in this commercial "Drew James" that was his real bike and guess what? He parked it in an underground lot and it got stolen. The bike was all of a week old.
 
Roasted said:
Standing next to/close to your ride:

"Hey baby, I would give you a ride but I don't have a jacket for you. Are you cool with riding without any protection." ;)

"Hey baby, you look like the kind of girl that likes playing with fast, dangerous, and powerful toys! ;) *point at self* Oh, were you looking at my ride?" *smirk*

*Point at your ride* "I call her 'Rocket'." *place hands near crotch to be suggestive* "Would you like a ride on my 'Rocket'?"


Guaranteed to work every time, half the time.
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pretty lame, imo

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RockerGuy said:
I once drop some chick home & told me she was a go go dancer. I asked her, u a stripper?

Sent from my phone using my paws
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Just cuz she dances Go-Go, that don't make her a Ho, No.
 
Roasted said:
By the way, this chick is from Toronto. She go go dances at Century Room. She was also working the Musclemag/American Curves booth at the Arnold classic a couple of years back. I talked to her once but I was EXTREMELY drunk at the time and can't remember what I said......she probably thinks I'm a creepo lol.
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Is it the fact that you talked to her drunk that makes you a creepo, or is the fact that two years later you're recalling this story with many more details about who she is and where to find her? :lol:
 
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